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Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, they become physically intimate and express their passion vocally. And sometimes children can mistake mommy's cries of pleasure for howling anguish, and rush to her aide. Such was the awkward and violent scenario that erupted on June 6th when a 16-year-old Connecticut girl heard screams coming from her mother's bedroom and thought she was being murdered. So she called her friends, who burst into the bedroom and beat 25-year-old Roger Swanson with their fists and a bat. (He was hospitalized with a black eye and several bruises.) The girl's mother, Melanie Arnold, 34, denies screaming and says her daughter only heard a slap, but police Lt. Bruce Whiteley insists it was the amorous crying that alarmed the girl, who was arrested Tuesday night along with her three friends. Swanson says the teens never gave him a chance to explain, and tells AP, "What if they fight someone else and those guys don't walk away? What if they kill somebody? Then they're going to spend the rest of their lives in jail. These kids need to learn." Yeah, they need to learn a lot of things. Kids grow up so slow these days!
Man Beaten When Mom's Cries Of Ecstasy Were Misunderstood
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no one had the new 3Gs Iphone?
So funny you used that graphic, I was just n Katz's last night!
Kids, mommy hasn't cum since she and daddy divorced, so if you hear any strange noises tonight...
Why are you showing that picture? I really hate when others are snoring enough to awaken the dead.
Maybe if she loosened her tie and collar the noise wouldn't be so loud.
My bad. I just realized that she has just sat down on a frozen chili corn dog after spending most of the weekend riding the PATH trains to find a decent place to watch the Macy's fireworks celebration.
Haven't they ever heard the screams of a cougar in heat?
I don't know if anyone else noticed but she has really nicely formed nostrils.
I guess if I mentioned it to her at the "time" it would really destroy the moment.
No 16 year old girl is that naive or stupid!
Especially the kind of 16 year old girl who hangs out with the kind of guys who routinely hang around with baseball bats at the ready to beat random people - as a rule, thugs like that do NOT believe that "no means no", so the 16 year old has done some screaming of her own before!
I would bet the 25 year old was originally the daughter's boyfriend - mom stole him from her daughter, and was flaunting her sexual relationship with the guy in the daughter's face.
So the daughter had her thug friends come and beat her ex/mom's new boyfriend as payback to mom!
I believe you have part of the story correct, but the Post didn't reveal that the woman's ex-husband came back to the house to pick up a pair of gold cufflinks that he needed to attend his new girlfriend's high school graduation and came upon these thugs thinking they were raping his daughter and then went back out to his car to ...
Hey at least she cares
Hey at least she cares
34 a cougar? that is just an adult, not a 20 something.
I would say 40 and up can be a cougar.
or to be fair... relatively speaking a cougar is when the woman doubles the age of the male.
Nah, she's definitely a cougar.
Especially with a 16 year old daughter.
Interesting opinions here. I mean, aside from the issue that beating her male lover with blunt instruments was an over-reaction, possibly a deliberate assault, for whatever motives. (Why did they not call 911?)
This incident sounds less than completely plausible, but still, possibly true. Similar to the one about the guy who called 911 because his new girlfriend passed out during sex, and would not wake up. Seems he did not know that a period of unconsciousness is normal orgasmic response, for some women. When the paramedic crew arrived, they had to give him a father to son talk, as in "hey, dude, it's a good sign when she swoons, she's showin' you she enjoyed it!" LOL!
However, concerning the involuntary noises that women make during sex, you would be surprised at how many adults do NOT intuitively recognize cries of pleasure, and fear the worst. Children and teens very often have not a clue as to why a woman, especially their mother, is moaning as if she is in pain. The difference between a cry of pleasure, and one of pain is subtle. Of course, to most of us, the difference becomes intuitively obvious, when we reach puberty, as an instinctive, "hard-wired" response, within our brain. However, there is a broad spectrum of variation in response to these sexual cries.
For example, that 1984 Apple computer commercial gives me goosebumps (and other reactions--LOL) when that athletic woman pirouettes in her short shorts, moaning as she strains against the weight of the olympic hammer, and then screams lustily, as she releases the hammer, letting it fly at big brother's image on the video screen. Most men are puzzled by my reaction to her erotic display. Like Sergeant Shultz, the other guys see nothing, hear nothing, feel nothing... LOL! Don't you think that this erotic content very cleverly side-stepped the strict broadcast television censorship, of the 1980s?
Many years ago, I was talking with a girlfriend on the phone, when the opening credits of PBS Mystery Theatre rolled on my TV. Do you remember the cartoon depiction of the haunted Gorey mansion, with the cartoon woman lying on the fence, moaning? "oh... ooh... oooh... OH!" Well, my girlfriend just about had a fit, exclaiming "what is that noise? ...WHO is that noise?" She mistook the cartoon moans of grief for some kind of orgasmic relief!
Anyone care to comment? What do you feel when you hear a woman moan? What did you feel when you heard that 1984 Apple computer commercial? ...or the moaning damsel in distress in the opening credits of PBS Mystery Theatre? You can watch these old video clips at YouTube.com! Search for "pbs mystery opening" and "Apple 1984".
A few years ago, I setup a poll on this subject, at the Philanderers Forum at http://www.privateaffairs.com/PForum2/, a community of... well... sexually experienced people, sponsored by http://www.privateaffairs.com . I mention this to point out that all participants were, or should have been, sexually experienced adults, way past the age of consent... LOL! Of the hundreds of responses, less than five percent heard any erotic content in the above video clips. About 85 percent heard nothing, that is, the female cries were neither erotic, nor annoying. I was astounded to find that approximately ten percent found the vocalizations to be not at all erotic, but instead, very annoying, and possibly cries of distress. (Call for backup! It's an assault! He must be beating her to death! LOL)
On the other hand, my brain might be improperly wired. What are your opinions?
That first link is not working, because a comma somehow got appended to it. The working links are-- for the form-
http://www.privateaffairs.com/PForum2
and for the match maker site-
http://www.privateaffairs.com