At the Joe Torre Classic with, from left, Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton and Joe Torree
These days, Bloomberg tried to keep improving his game:
The billionaire mayor has hired two professional golfers to improve his swing. He has joined exclusive clubs in Bermuda, Maryland, Florida and New York. He purchased a digital simulator to measure the speed of his swing and the distance of his shot.He tries to ask constituents who golfs (at an event a meeting in working-class Carnarsie, no one did) and using it for socializing with politicians and colleagues. OEM Commissioner Joe Bruno recalled, "He insisted that he would hit it. It proved unplayable after a couple of swings. He was not a happy guy. The steam was coming right out of his ears." Donald Trump, though, believes, "If he had more time to play, he’d be a terror." No word on when a putting green will be installed in the City Hall bullpen.His security guards sometimes keep his golf clubs in the trunk of his city S.U.V. when Mr. Bloomberg marches in parades, so he can escape to the links afterward. And when the banking system collapsed last September, and Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson Jr. needed to reach him on a Sunday, he was patched through to the course where Mr. Bloomberg was playing.





Lets give Bloomberg more time to golf and put his dreams of a 3rd term to sleep.
God-damned "cartball," the lamest imaginable excuse for a sport.
the whole goose thing just came into a little sharper focus.
Why do old liberals think they are sexy enough to wear shorts? Hey Clinton and Bloomberg, take a tip from Guiliani and Trump, we don't want to see your nasty, pasty, wrinkled old legs. Put on your big boy pants when you are in public.
I think playing golf at only the most exclusive courses is something that every New Yorker can relate to. I look as this guy and think "he's just like me!"
Playing golf in Bermuda is as New York as bagels, the subway, Central Park, and willfully ignoring the needs of the vast majority of the population.
I feel great about this.
There went Governors Island...