As the debate to legalize gay marriage rages on within the chaotic confines of Albany, two young men took matters into their own hands and hoodwinked their way into a marriage certificate at the City Clerk's Office. Hakim Nelson and Jason Stenson were married on May 26th, sliding under the radar on Nelson's food stamps card, which lists him as a female. No one at the clerk's office raised an eyebrow since Nelson arrived wearing an orange dress with white leggings. The two believe that they made history with Stenson saying, "People in Albany can say, 'Look, it's already happened, so let's just make it legal.'" Hakim Nelson and Jason Stenson, you might be New York's first gay marriage to go public, what are you gonna do now? We're taking our story to the New York Post! The Post talked to a city official, who seemed pretty unfazed, telling the paper, "If someone is trying to willfully sneak through, we try to stop it. But you have instances of females [who] have male names and vice versa. You've heard of a boy named Sue, right?" The newlyweds have been honeymooning at a homeless youth shelter in Brooklyn.





pretty sneaky sis. I get the headline too. Gays "slip through the crack". It's a multipurpose metaphor.
Hmmm...good stamps and youth shelter.
Wonder if gays want spokespeople like these?
food stamps that is
Any policy that requires the government to look up people's skirts is pretty much doomed.
There will be no shortage of volunteer inspectors.
This appears to be a match made in heaven. A honeymoon in a homeless youth shelter no less. Does the diocese approve of this?