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Warning: Naked Biking in Manhattan Tomorrow

0609nakedbikers.jpg Like the Facebook event page says: "Here it is finally. New York City will officially be joining in with thousands of cyclists around the world for the World Naked Bike Ride." Yes, finally. The event will take place with New York City’s inaugural nudist roll out (Critical Ass?). "Bicyclists in dozens of cities around the country and northern hemisphere will bicycle in the buff to 'stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions.'" Now this is important: the ride begins at 5 p.m. at West 23rd Street between 11th and 12th Avenues, departure is around 6:30 p.m. on an, as of now, secret route (hopefully nowhere near South Williamsburg). No one will be excluded, there's been some mention of bodypaint. If you get photos, tag them with "Gothamist" on flickr! Or not! Use your best judgment, we can't decide.

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  • Potty Boy

    How does one prevent the chafing?

  • nycnanny

    Just wanted to know if the bike run went on last Saturday?

  • nycnanny

    Did the bike run still go on today? Just wondering if any pics were posted yet.

  • leftylib

    I told my 72 year old boss about the naked rides elsewhere he came up with "clitoral ass." I like that one, too.

  • Felix Hoenikker

    Will they be riding through Crown Heights? Oy!

  • militza

    whenever I hear of naked bike riding I always think of the Queen video for the song "Bicycle Race"

  • Bizzle

    Two words....back hair.

  • RevWaldo

    To be followed by the ritual Chucking of the Bicycle Seats into the Plasma Furnace.



    All participants get a small chunk of the resulting slag (presentation box $5 extra.)

  • hotstepper

    nude alert!!

  • JenChung'sStalker

    Asshole alert, hotstepper is posting

  • NannyState

    "JenChung'sStalker"? Such a paragon of virtue. Maybe we should all comment naked in protest of your noxious emissions.

  • hotstepper

    nude alert!!

  • resa

    Wow does that not sound comfortable.

  • r1b2

    The awful part is how many participants remove their bike saddles and just sit right on the seatpost. Yikes!

  • r1b2

    Critical Ass! We have a winner!

  • r1b2

    Critical Ass! We have a winner!

  • nycblonde

    This just sounds painful to the participants more delicate parts.

  • mrguy

    Jerry seinfeld had a name for this: bad naked.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZfIWHGPrrM

  • Outter Burrougher

    love the Critical Ass!

  • doppelganger

    Sounds good in theory, but it's always the last people you'd want to see naked who participate in things like this.

  • felixthecat2

    I hope the KFC crowd won't participate. blah

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