- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A bomb threat on W 205th St & Paul Ave in the Bronx, a foot pursuit at Columbus & 61st St in Manhattan, and a traffic alert on Crescent St in Queens.
- The man known as Clark Rockefeller (or Crockefeller) was found guilty of kidnapping his daughter.
- The 19-year-old woman found dead in a vacant apartment's closet was killed by her baby's father, police say. The suspect had served time in prison for attacking the woman while she was pregnant.
- There was a crazy fight—including someone shouting "Shoot him" and then a silver gun appearing— outside the Bronx Hall of Justice yesterday morning.
- Stay in school! Rapper Fat Joe told students in Jersey City, "I can buy a watch, they can take it. I can buy a car, I can crash it. But an education, they can't ever take that away from you."
- President Bill Clinton taped a happy birthday message for Governor David Paterson—Bubba praised Paterson's work and thanked him for his supported.
- Senator Schumer's travel-related expenses were $144,000 in six months, second to Texas Senator John Cornyn's $152,000.
- What recession: Apartments at 15 Central Park West are on the market for $16 million and $26 million.
- What recession, part 2: Rich people are still spending ridiculous amounts of money on interior decoration—they are just not boasting about it.
- Twillight starlet Kristen Stewart cut her hair for her role as Joan Jetts in the Runaways biopic.
- Aww-bama: President Obama wrote a note to a little girl's teacher, because the girl attended a town hall meeting with her dad in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The dad was worried she would get in trouble, so Obama scrawled ona piece of paper, "To Kennedy's teacher: Please excuse Kennedy's absence. She's with me. Barack Obama."





Obama just loves dem lil' white bitches!
A haircut is news?
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Obama has a cool signature!