Anything related to Bret Michaels getting clotheslined at the Tony Awards is too good to pass up! We noticed that photos of his injuries were on MySpace but neglected to see what he wrote on his website. Here's an excerpt: "I feel for the actors and actresses who put in so much time and hard work on or off Broadway to get to the Tonys. This is their moment and I am sorry that some of it may have gotten overshadowed by my thick rocker cranium being struck by a stage prop. On a high note I hear it was the highest rated Tonys they have had in years. However, I was bummed that I did not get to see any of the acts perform during the Tonys as I have never seen a play on Broadway before, probably would have enjoyed it, and even more bummed that I did not get to attend the after parties, cuz rumor has it Anne Hathaway was going to be there and she is hot." [Via Pet Rock]





Everybody benefitted from his mishap. The doctors got more business. Michaels got more attention, which he can never get enough of. We all got to have a good laugh.
Such a tragedy to have befallen a talented individual.
Where did I leave my puke bucket?
Brett Michaels, humble like Tibetan monk.
Who is Brett Michaels?
They deserve each other. They're both dumb as boards.
Ugh I hate seeing that fking picture!
Did he really call himself a "rocker?" Off to buy some new rocker clothes at the mall, maybe some Ed Hardy? He's so cool. Should have said douche, perhaps.
who cares about this loser, he would think a 90 year old drag queen is hot!!