Celebrity couple Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick are among the more famous victims of Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme, and tabloids, naturally, wondered what their exposure might have been. During a press conference for her TNT show The Closer, Sedgwick broached the topic, "It wasn't the truth that we were destroyed...It's been really unpleasant and makes you feel really vulnerable. But the fact of the matter is that we did not lose everything. We lost hard-earned money that we worked very hard for that was what we thought in a safe place. It's painful but a lot of people lost a lot more. And we have a lot of things to be grateful for in our life, and we never ever forget that." Then she moved onto less grim things: Apparently Bacon is excited that Chace Crawford is cast in the Footloose remake, and she's happy, too, "I think it's great. I think he's adorable."





*PHEW!*
Life can resume to normal knowing this.
The thing that's amazing is that two actors were actually sensible enough about their money not to put it all in one place, unlike so many finance "professionals", like that french aristocrat who lost a billion dollars and then offed himself.
Wait til all the amateur porn of Kyra on his BlackBerry hits the interwebs.
Wait til all the amateur porn of Kyra on his BlackBerry hits the interwebs.