Busted Bret Michaels Shows Off Injuries

Last we heard Bret Michaels had fractured his nose and got three stitches to his bloodied lip (luckily the hair extensions went unscathed). He's denied the Tony Awards accident was his fault, saying he hit his mark, leaving conspiracy theorists to wonder if a Rock of Love reject got behind the wheel of that particular piece of stage scenery. Probably not. But now Michaels continues to draw attention to the blunder, posting photos of his injuries up on MySpace and proving that nothing compliments stitches like a subtle soul patch.

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By Jen Carlson in Arts and Events on June 11, 2009 4:55 PM

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robingee

He looks better!

sexisicilian

poor baby, now he won't be able to kiss all those scanks

Clarice City

Anyone think that the bandana is disguising a receding hair line?

Jen Chung

I think the extensions are attached to the bandana.

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ed_Extinct

Paris Hilton or Bret Michaels?

r1b2

such pouting lips, i feel an odd stirring.....

TrippinJoJo

shit now he's gonna do that dumb pouty face even more. it'd be funny if his wig fell off too.

CR

How come he doesn't have the word "douche" tattooed under his lip there?

inoyourider

Holy shit!

Is that a tranny Bret Michaels impostor???

jhuntington

I picked apart his press release here:

http://www.controlgeek.net/blog/2009/6/11/bret-michaels-is-a-big-blubbering-baby.html

Snakefist Von Thunderplug

@ jhuntington:

Yea, did ya? Why are you pimping your crappy blog here? You really "picked it apart". Nothing you said was insightful or funny. You just come off as a snarky ass of a man. I couldn't even get through half of your post. Oh wait, I think I answered my own question.