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Last we heard Bret Michaels had fractured his nose and got three stitches to his bloodied lip (luckily the hair extensions went unscathed). He's denied the Tony Awards accident was his fault, saying he hit his mark, leaving conspiracy theorists to wonder if a Rock of Love reject got behind the wheel of that particular piece of stage scenery. Probably not. But now Michaels continues to draw attention to the blunder, posting photos of his injuries up on MySpace and proving that nothing compliments stitches like a subtle soul patch.
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Is it wrong that I wish these were more...bloody and bruised?
Go with those feelings, don't hold back!
is this a 45 year old lesbian woman with a stache?
No, its just Fergie
What a puss - what happened to rock n' roll?!
I picked apart his press release here:
http://www.controlgeek.net/blog/2009/6/11/bret-michaels-is-a-big-blubbering-baby.html
@ jhuntington:
Yea, did ya? Why are you pimping your crappy blog here? You really "picked it apart". Nothing you said was insightful or funny. You just come off as a snarky ass of a man. I couldn't even get through half of your post. Oh wait, I think I answered my own question.
Holy shit!
Is that a tranny Bret Michaels impostor???
How come he doesn't have the word "douche" tattooed under his lip there?
shit now he's gonna do that dumb pouty face even more. it'd be funny if his wig fell off too.
such pouting lips, i feel an odd stirring.....
Paris Hilton or Bret Michaels?
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Anyone think that the bandana is disguising a receding hair line?
I think the extensions are attached to the bandana.
poor baby, now he won't be able to kiss all those scanks
He looks better!