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Kentucky Fried CHAOS: Free Chicken Deal SUSPENDED!

Well, we had a good run. Today KFC has made the unsurprising decision to suspend its Oprah-backed grilled chicken giveaway. The overwhelming nationwide demand for free food had depleted KFC's chicken supply to such a degree that the company was actually going to run out of chicken before Mother's Day, which is said to be the chain's most lucrative business day. In this awkwardly upbeat video, KFC president Roger Eaton—who has the weirdest Kentucky accident we've ever heard—explains the crisis, now entering day three:

The Colonel's gonna surprise ya, oy! Basically, if you show up with your coupon and fill out a form, KFC will send a "rain check," which Midtown Lunch derides as "code for forcing you to jump through so many hoops you’ll just give up on the free chicken. Of course that’s not going to happen… did they even see what people went through yesterday for their $4 worth of chicken?" Also, the rain check they promise to send through the mail includes a cool, refreshing Pepsi, so really the only people KFC's dissuading are the homeless, who can't be counted on for future business anyway.

And the disgruntlement continues! A tipster tells us that down at the KFC in the financial district, the manager is "just stopping people at the door and giving them this BS rain check letter. [See below.] A coworker and me went on Wed and waited for 30 but got the food (it was actually pretty tasty) and we decided to go again today and then a couple times next week. But I guess not. I blame Oprah for all this.... And baby seals."

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  • MaxLetni2

    I really want some of this chicken - I remember printing out at LEAST 30 of these coupons to hand out on the corner of my street.



    KFC offered a one of a kind deal. It's especially important to see the powerful capabilities of a successful supply chain consultant (in this case Operah). It's my understanding that even though the free chicken kick-off promo was offered, the large company still made money because they made a stand - the campaign started as free, ended up creating life-long customers...

  • felixthecat2

    Oprah is disgusting.

  • whitecastlerock

    KFC needs to outsource to Obama Fried Chicken

  • Rocknrope

    A goddang Aussie is running Kentucky Fried Chicken? That's why this country is going to H-E-Double Hockeysticks.

  • valeriob

    "at a later date" ?

    People went there because they were hungry now, not at a later date.



    I've decided that I will perhaps resume doing business with KFC again at a later date.

  • cautious_observer

    That's a South African/Australian accent.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Eaton

  • GoToHell

    "and we decided to go again today and then a couple times next week."



    Ummm, yeah, assholes like this were part of the problem.

  • whantmoore

    Don't give away chicken for several days during a economic down turn when you cant fill the orders

  • robingee

    "Mother's Day, which is said to be the chain's most lucrative business day"



    Really? Way to go, kids! Spending $4.59 on mom!

  • I was thinking the same thing. At least spring for TGI Friday's!

  • SadPandaFan

    after all, nothing says "I Love You, Mom!" like a decomposing snake head!

  • Shit....Applebee's? Or do they put fingernails in their salads?

  • Clearly, when it's chicken vs. power of Oprah, chicken loses.

  • tsol

    "Clearly, when it's chicken vs. power of Oprah, chicken loses."



    Judging from Oprah's weight it's the chicken by a knockout!

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