Photograph of the Sad Panda by Trish Mayo on Flickr

• From the Gothamist Newsmap: a suspicious package on the lower level of the Manhattan Bridge, a shooting at Union St & Eastern Parkway in Brooklyn, and a bank robbery at Gunhill Rd & Kingland Ave in the Bronx.
• A little follow-up to the shooting at Houston and Clinton yesterday—the police tell us a 27-year-old Hispanic male was shooting outside on the street. No one was hit and he was arrested (charges are pending).
• British writer and really terrible Top Chef judge Toby Young was hit by a car while riding his bike in London. He posted a photo of his bloody head.
• A Long Island man being arraigned for a motor vehicle violation pulled out a bag of weed when taking his summons from his pocket.
• Supermodel Stephanie Seymour and Interview publisher Peter Brant are getting divorced. Apparently Seymour is living in the maid's quarters—will Axl Rose rescue her?
• A badly decomposed body washed up in Shore Road Park in Brooklyn.
• A NJ homeowner who was robbed of $5,000 (left in his bedroom) says the thief apparently shaved and left his socks before leaving with the cash.
• A pizza joint is opening up in a former conveyor-belt sushi place in the Village; has anyone considered pizza by conveyor belt?
• Lori Berenson, imprisoned for collaborating with leftist guerillas in Peru, gave birth to a baby boy.