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The silver lining to the depressing report that a 72-year-old woman was robbed—at gunpoint—for only two dollars in Farmingville, Long Island: Cops arrested a suspect. According to the police, Ryan Mercorella, 24, allegedly "drove up to a woman who was walking in the Kmart parking lot on Ocean Avenue about 3:40 p.m. Sunday... and asked her for change of a $10 bill. When she said she didn't have any money, Mercorella threatened to kill her, police said, and pulled out what appeared to be a handgun. The woman then opened her wallet, and Mercorella removed two dollars from it before driving off." Newsday reports that Mercorella was charged with first-degree robbery plus a number of other crimes.
Man Arrested For Robbing Elderly Woman Of $2
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Two dollars!
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
Didn't ask for a dime...
FINALLY! I was robbed 4 years ago in my apartment doorway in soho, and only had two bucks on me then. The cops laughed at me when I reported it. But this is JUSTICE!
what's an O.G. supposed to do? gotta make the bus fare.
If you're looking for some quality Myspace friends, here's Ryan Mercorella's page, aka "MeRkaFeLLa" aka "sexiitaliano69". http://www.myspace.com/sexiitaliano69
Highlight: About halfway down the page with the caption "The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?"
Fulfilling stereotypes: ur doin it quite well akshully.
good god! these sissified thugs have entirely too much time on their hands.
I don't know, the highlight for me is probably this pic:
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/conspiricy420/sexi.jpg
But it's all great. That page is the funniest thing I've seen online today.
ahhh! i punched myself when i saw that!
what a Notorious Tool.
Ha! All those idiotic graphics suggest the kind of cheesy, sentimentalized crap that adorns the "memory boards" at gangsta funerals.
When will dumb guidos learn that they're too stupid to pull off moves like this and get away with it?
Someone needs to break the news to him that he is not black.
"Farmingdale, Long Island"
Farmingville, not Farmingdale. OK, it's all Long Island, but the Suffolk hamlet and the Nassau village are about 25 miles apart.
$2 dollars is a lot of money for a 72yo
I just realized who he reminds me of. Eugene Hutz' charactetr in Everything is Illuminated.
Unfortunately I couldn't find a good pic from the early scene where he's dancing in a nightclub, but here's the basic look the character went for:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3Pgo2kaznFU/R1d_tfGYPNI/AAAAAAAAAaE/EnMvNhnFU5M/s320/01everything.jpg
And the nightclub scene:
http://img3.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2678922.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I KNOW THIS KID!
IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
im a 110 pound girl and one time i was at a party with him and he threated to kill me because i wouldnt let him have one of my last beers
this honestly just made my year
he is honestly the biggest tool i have ever met and my life is now better because he is getting ass raped in prison
honestly, ALLL of you guys dont know what really happend excpet for me...so you guys can stop talking shit about Ryan and he did not just get two dollars and hes not a wanna be thug or a tool we all fucked up and done crazy shit but the thing is U DONT KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPEND AND WHAT WAS GOING ON AT THE TIME STOP TALKING SHIT I BET U ALL GOT SKELETONS UR CLOSETS IK I DO... so lmfaoryansinjail, ALLISON...you were my girl....why would u leave a comment saying i hope he gets ass raped like obv u dc how i feel.....and hes not a dumb guido im his girlfriend he actually works really hard,so keeep ur mouths shut.
and "long acre" actually he is sexy funny and great in bed!!!!! this kid is a really great guy and did u ever hear of the MEDIA LIENG TO THE VIEWERS??? do u guys really honestly believe everything the media tells you??? and he did not threaten to kill her and there was no hand gun so stoppp and i love to see ur face i bet ur busted if u can go stalk and hate on him like get a life.