Look, do we REALLY need to see yet another Kari Ferrell Hipster Grifter Story?

Really?

Beyond that, as I've said before, to paraphrase Nobel Prize winning economist Milton Freedman "There Are No Free Blowjobs"

We live in a country where male/female sex relations are commodified - that is, if you want a pretty young woman like Ferrell to give you a handjob with her mouth - or to let you throw your tiny little "hotdog" down her "hallway" you are going to have to pay for it

Some women do it the subtle way, with expensive dinners or consumer goods.

Keri womans up and demands cold cash money on the table before you get to suck on those beautiful tattooed breasts of hers [and by the looks of em in this video, they're worth every penny she charged you losers!].

And I respect her for it.

So fellas, MAN UP and quit your pathetic whining!

You had your fun.

And Keri got your cash.

And that's the way the world works, guys!

And ladies?

Don't hate the playa - hate the game!

- another communique from the K.F.L.F. - Keri Ferrell Liberation Front!

why can't we just arrest her and be over with it?

Gothamist has officially jumped the shark

does she remind anyone else of mickey mouse?

"Seacrest out"?

For a hipster, she is not very clever.

she look like a 12 year old little fat boy. not hot.... or is it?

she's boring....but i do find amusing and fascinating the mob mentality when it comes to hating hipsters...specially when "they" have a fat boys face plus one dumb ass tattoo and brain to match.

Amanda - calling her "fat" and "ugly" does NOT MAKE YOU PRETTY, because insecurity is not attractive!

She's hot - I know it, you know it, those hipster geeks who gave her cash in return for sex know it too!

But there can be more than one pretty woman in the world at a time you know!

She can be pretty and you can be pretty too - you don't have to call her "ugly" to make men think you're cute!

Looks like she survived her cancer. Too bad.

Gothamist and you guys fell for one of the biggest publicity stunt in years. BTW anyone thinks she looks like Bobby Lee?

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/madtv_bobby_lee_dave_navarro_interview.jpg

Does this lady not have a lawyer? Uh, hello, McFly, that's what we in the law call a CONFESSION!

"that's what we in the law call a CONFESSION!"

There's absolutely not a confession to any illegal activity in that video. Anyone "in the law" should easily be able to recognize that.

Did she catually say "Seacrest out" at the end of that tape? Like the Seacrest guy from tv? What the f-ck? Someone please tell me that my hearing is failing.

I hate moveable type.

Not to mention the photos posted on Animal of her posing with a cash fan and mocking her victims. The judge will take no pity when it comes time for sentencing.

She's neither a hipster nor a grifter. Instead, she's just a failure. And ugly too.

um did she really say seacreast out? Really this girl is a major loser down to the strategically place picture I the background

kari farrell has a head like a f%*$ing melon.

video won't play for me :-(

me no speak hipsterese

If Vice hasn't paid her for the last week she worked... they're the real Hipster Grifters.

Yeah, think about it. They had this all planned out. What Internet-aware person or company would hire somebody without Googling their name?

So they probably knew her background from the beginning, but decided to say nothing until they got some free labor out of her. Then went public with the story so they could fire her, thinking that she'd disappear out of a combination of embarrassment and fear of arrest and they'd never have to pay her.

It's just like in the movies. They grifted the grifter!