Anthos Upstairs
The Village Voice's Robert Sietsema enjoys a "meat fusillade" at Astoria's Balkh Shish Kabab House, "one of the city's top Afghani restaurants... Demonstrating the primacy of meat in the Afghani diet, a refrigerated case just inside the front door features meat sticks marshaled like retreating Soviet troops (and, soon enough, American troops, too)." His colleague Sarah DiGregorio is the latest critic to weigh in on the festive new Japanese grill Inakaya, where, "if you can be persuaded to check your bitchy New York attitude at the door, there is actual fun to be had. What's more, if you order thoughtfully—tip: Don't order the $65 fish—you can have a good meal for what almost passes as a fair price."
Lauren Collins at the New Yorker has a witty review of Brooklyn's Vinegar Hill House (photos), which she says "would merit a place in the American Museum of Natural History if it had a Hall of Cool New Yorkers Under Forty: with a faded flag, needlepoint, and potted cacti, it’s a mint example of the pre-industrial, handmade sensibility that has become prevalent in a certain kind of restaurant, circa 2009... The restaurant is situated in the middle of a semi-deserted cobblestoned block in Vinegar Hill, down which one can picture scamps in suspenders rolling wooden hoops...The vintage act can get to be a bit much, but Vinegar Hill’s prices—nine dollars for an appetizer of mussels, eleven for a ravioli entrée—redeem its pretensions. They also, along with the small kitchen, limit its ambitions."
The Post's Steve Cuozzo turns his populist rage on the undying Wagyu beef fad and its "irksomely elitist pricing... An ounce or two is about as much as a normal human can eat without rupturing arteries and feeling as if one's mouth is full of irremovable grease. Even so, Wagyu became the splurge of choice for hedge-fund rascals who guzzled $1,000-a-bottle wine with impunity... It's one of those rarefied, super-expensive items like fatty bluefin tuna that lets owners and chefs take their places for granted. Why sweat over the chicken when enough customers buy Wagyu to make every night a grand slam?"
Adam Platt at NY Mag takes his turn with the exclusive new iteration of Minetta Tavern from restaurateur Keith McNally (Balthazar), who "wisely left most of the old saloon-era interior intact...The real overhaul at the new Minetta Tavern is in the back of the house...The neo-speakeasy model, as practiced at places like the Waverly and the progenitor of the genre, Freemans, on the Lower East Side, has tended to focus more on ambiance, and the peddling of retro cocktails, than on first-rate food. Thankfully, McNally and his two chefs have changed all that." But Danyelle Freeman at the Daily News seems less impressed, giving it three out of six stars while wondering, "When did we become so self-conscious about burgers? I'll bet that back in the 1930s, when someone ordered a burger, they ate it and that was the end of it. They didn't photograph it or write home about it."





"When did we become so self-conscious about burgers"? When restaurant-PR obsessed bloggers who care more about page views than food started baiting commenters with an endless series of neurotic numbered rankings of burgers.