The city's Department of Environmental Protection dispatched a Hazmat unit to an elementary school in East New York after unidentified students sprinkled novelty itching powder on at least two teachers' chairs. Some students were also affected; everyone who reported itching had to take decontamination showers, and the two teachers were taken to the hospital as a precaution. One victim tells the Daily News, "When I sat down, I could feel it through my pants. It was very itchy. It got intense. When it became uncontrollable, I had to stop what I was doing... It stopped me in my tracks." Mission accomplished from the pranksters' point of view, but one teacher isn't savoring the gag: "Somebody could have killed me. I feel it personally, because I have so many allergies." And a fifth grader reports, "My friend Emiliano was itching a lot. He felt bad. He scratched and scratched. I was glad I did not get any on me." The powder, which looked like tiny, prickly hairs, was deemed nonhazardous by the DEP, but a potentially devastating Whoopee Cushion explosion is still under investigation.





these kids rule
And you wonder why a teacher would grab a kid around the neck.
What freakin' pussies.
I predict a call to the union rep will yield major PTO.
Nothing a yardstick across the head won't fix.
Somebody could have killed me. I feel it personally, because I have so many allergies
What a weenie.
I picture this teacher having the same voice as Woody Allen, or professor Frink from the Simpsons. OH GAWD. OI THAWT OI WAS GOING TO DOIE WITH THE ITCHING AND THE SCRATCHING AND THE BURRR-NINGGG. Flaven.
nice!
this stuff writes itself
our society is literally going crumbling.
10-20 years ago nothing would have happend except maybe in-school suspension, more like after school detention.
Also, the white powders that hazmat is really focused on are more smoke-like: Variola and Anthrax, neither of which by the way cause immediate itching. In fact, both do not show symptoms until 3-5 days after exposure. We as a culture need to friggin' RELAX!
this is all out of some alarmist scene in south park, except that this douchebaggery passes off as reality.
jesus, JDS, you are really getting lazy with your reporting!!! there was no mention of whoopie cushions in that article!!
gothamist is becoming a big shitty website! i swear i'm never reading it again after this
He's not getting lazy. This is classic JDS. Always juice up every post with some unjustified snark. It increases Gothamist readership that way, don't you know? One thing nobody will ever accuse JDS of is being a Joe Friday "Just the facts, ma'am," type.
Reporting? This is an aggregating blog. Let's call a spade a spade.
Jeez, the first lesson in teachers' college is always look at the chair before you sit!