Turtle Power Lights Up the Empire State Building

It seems like most American homeowners are NINJA TURTLES nowadays: No Income, No Job or Assets ..and hiding like crazy inside their shells.

Sigh. Somewhere deep inside one of my storage boxes are the first few issues of the original comic. They were kind of fun back then, not the kiddie-oriented stuff they became in order to benefit from merchandising. 25 years. Where does the time go?

man, i would totally drink inside if i had to wear one of those doofy costumes.

Ahahaha I wondered wtf they were doing in the lobby this morning

Hmm, I'm sensing some heavy duty flackery was involved in the creation of this article. April O'Neill's outfit is horrifically bootleg. They need to fix that.

I remember April being a lot hotter. What happened?

The past 25 years have not been kind...

Who the hell looks good in yellow?

You know when you're a kid, and you ask your clueless grandparents/aunt/uncle/etc. for a hot new action figure for your birthday, and instead of getting you the cool toy that will bring years of fun and impress the hell out of your friends they get you the Chinatown dollar bin bootleg version with an awful paint job, the wrong accessories, Engrish-laced packaging, and a thick odor of naphtha?

This is what those toys would look like if they grew up.

Ok, the phrase is "Turtle Power" not "Ninja Power"...

So THAT'S why i saw a Ninja Turtle bus outside Jim Hanley's Universe (across 33rd from the ESP) this morning!!

Has it really been that long?

Wow..I'm old.