Mugshot Or Shot At Police

Yesterday, Newsday reported that a 25-year-old woman was arrested for after crashing into a utility pole in Central Islip. Nicole Marty was allegedly high on drugs at the time—and had her 9-year-old daughter in the car, too! The daughter was treated for head trauma while Marty was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, possession of a controlled substance, child endangerment, plus "harassment because she injured a police officer who was guarding her after she was taken to Southside for a medical evaluation after booking." Newsday adds, "In her booking photo, Marty can be seen making a lewd gesture with both middle fingers." Newsday censored the photo, but The Smoking Gun has Marty's mugshot in all of its glory (TSG also calls her a "Birdbrain").

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By Jen Chung in News on April 22, 2009 9:39 AM

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GREGORYABUTLER

But what about Keri Farrell?

There's GOT to be a Hipster Grifter angle here (after all, this IS Gothamist!)

GREGORYABUTLER

But what about Keri Farrell?

There's GOT to be a Hipster Grifter angle here (after all, this IS Gothamist!)

GREGORYABUTLER

But what about Keri Farrell?

There's GOT to be a Hipster Grifter angle here (after all, this IS Gothamist!)

billybob

It's the crackhead Lawng Island version of Sarah MacLaughlin! Play me a melody!

robingee

Mid-Island Syndrome!

phatbenetar

That's a rough 25...

Spirit of 76

Are those man-hands? And quite a schnozz on her, too.

Bernie Madoff-Goetz

Maybe she's just in the same gang as Jen Carlson...

http://gawker.com/207243/press-releases-seamlessly-transformed-into-music-reviews-and-vice-versa

Snakefist Von Thunderplug

@ #16 & #23

I'm Rick James, bitch!

Thanks for your contribution.

Wza

Yeh she's a bird alright...

felixthecat2

The arraignment Judge seen this picture in her file and most likely she will be hit with a high bail. I actually feel sorry for her lawyer.

malosp

I think this girl was in my high school out on LI; this seems par for the course. Nice to see she is doing so well for herself these days.

Rob T Firefly

Stay classy!

schizofriendly

I swear they will one day figure out that the Central Islip municipal water supply has long been contaminated with the residual pain, suffering, and lunacy of those once incarcerated in C.I. Psych Center. You know, kind of like The Kingdom.

http://www.lioddities.com/Asylums/CI/index.html

marcasm

I want to see her yearbook picture. Oh, that's right, she didn't graduate. Nevermind.

db

When does her album drop?

Brooklynbobby

What an ignorant CUN . . ., er SKANK!!!

JenChungsThong

The trash apparently takes itself out in Central Islip (hits utility poles on the way).

babyfishmouth

Stay classy, Suffolk.

Clarice City

Subtle.

Guest

The woman's trash, but that's an awesome mugshot!

r1b2

That's right, Central Islip, bitches! Epicenter of class and refinement.

hotstepper

i'd hit...oh wait no.

S.D.

What a great way to make an impression on the Judge...

I'm guessing she doesn't want custody of her child.

Peter

She was driving a late-model car (a 2008 Dodge), so she's not poor.

sexisicilian

Classy.

colonelcasey

I thought they weren't allowed to do that in mug shots.

schadenfreudian mensch

They gave her special permission.

Nyctini11

LOL, if i was a bird, i'd be insulted.

robingee

She seems nice.

Felix Hoenikker

She'll end up in Florida. They all do.

KING

Dats funny. you see girlz like this in central florida All the time. They hang out with the most Dirty Tommy & Billy's. They'll hang out at the local gas station on a late weekend nite. Thats her future. I'm gonna make a Foto series of it.