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Yesterday, Newsday reported that a 25-year-old woman was arrested for after crashing into a utility pole in Central Islip. Nicole Marty was allegedly high on drugs at the time—and had her 9-year-old daughter in the car, too! The daughter was treated for head trauma while Marty was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, possession of a controlled substance, child endangerment, plus "harassment because she injured a police officer who was guarding her after she was taken to Southside for a medical evaluation after booking." Newsday adds, "In her booking photo, Marty can be seen making a lewd gesture with both middle fingers." Newsday censored the photo, but The Smoking Gun has Marty's mugshot in all of its glory (TSG also calls her a "Birdbrain").
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It's the same media that NEVER mentioned Muslims' hatred of Israel as a possible motive for 9/11.
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25 - 9 = Nicole Marty is a goer.
25 years old with a nine year old kid. That just about says it all.
Are you glad that people like this are spawning.
She'll end up in Florida. They all do.
Dats funny. you see girlz like this in central florida All the time. They hang out with the most Dirty Tommy & Billy's. They'll hang out at the local gas station on a late weekend nite. Thats her future. I'm gonna make a Foto series of it.
She seems nice.
LOL, if i was a bird, i'd be insulted.
I thought they weren't allowed to do that in mug shots.
They gave her special permission.
Classy.
She was driving a late-model car (a 2008 Dodge), so she's not poor.
What a great way to make an impression on the Judge...
I'm guessing she doesn't want custody of her child.
i'd hit...oh wait no.
That's right, Central Islip, bitches! Epicenter of class and refinement.
The woman's trash, but that's an awesome mugshot!
Subtle.
Stay classy, Suffolk.
The trash apparently takes itself out in Central Islip (hits utility poles on the way).
What an ignorant CUN . . ., er SKANK!!!
When does her album drop?
I want to see her yearbook picture. Oh, that's right, she didn't graduate. Nevermind.
I swear they will one day figure out that the Central Islip municipal water supply has long been contaminated with the residual pain, suffering, and lunacy of those once incarcerated in C.I. Psych Center. You know, kind of like The Kingdom.
http://www.lioddities.com/Asylums/CI/index.html
Stay classy!
I think this girl was in my high school out on LI; this seems par for the course. Nice to see she is doing so well for herself these days.
The arraignment Judge seen this picture in her file and most likely she will be hit with a high bail. I actually feel sorry for her lawyer.
Yeh she's a bird alright...
@ #16 & #23
I'm Rick James, bitch!
Thanks for your contribution.
Maybe she's just in the same gang as Jen Carlson...
http://gawker.com/207243/press-releases-seamlessly-transformed-into-music-reviews-and-vice-versa
Are those man-hands? And quite a schnozz on her, too.
That's a rough 25...
Mid-Island Syndrome!
It's the crackhead Lawng Island version of Sarah MacLaughlin! Play me a melody!
But what about Keri Farrell?
There's GOT to be a Hipster Grifter angle here (after all, this IS Gothamist!)
But what about Keri Farrell?
There's GOT to be a Hipster Grifter angle here (after all, this IS Gothamist!)
But what about Keri Farrell?
There's GOT to be a Hipster Grifter angle here (after all, this IS Gothamist!)