The Gowanus Canal, which has long been festering with gonohorrea, may be on the road to getting cleaned up. OTBKB reports that the EPA is likely adding the 1.8 mile long waterway to their Superfund National Priorities List (NPL), meaning the agency would take a look at the contaminated site and work towards bettering it. In their press release, the EPA begins at the beginning, saying, "The canal was built in the 19th century to allow industrial access into Gowanus Bay. After its completion in the 1860s, the canal became a busy industrial waterway, acting as the home to heavy industries, including manufactured gas plants, coal yards, concrete-mixing facilities, tanneries, chemical plants, and oil refineries. It was also the repository of untreated industrial wastes, raw sewage and runoff." All that history, and it still has heavy kayak activity.





wait.. WHAT THE FUNK?!
since when can waterways catch venerial diseases? is this nyc dead hooker residue? what is this crap?
wait.. WHAT?! even the water in ny has gonohorrea!
FINALLY. A local spot to dump dead bodies. I hate having to drive.
I've seen larger bodies of water in subway puddles of urine.
Last one in is a rotten egg.