Students at five city middle schools are serving a guinea pigs for a Nintendo Wii-based fitness program, which may be expanded city-wide if private funding can be found. At one school in The Bronx, 25 children have been testing the program after school for four hours a week, doing yoga and jogging in a room with five big TV screens and Wii consoles, which were donated by Nintendo. The concept really isn't so radical; last year a Manhattan gym started charging $110 for Wii personal training sessions. Lori Rose Benson, head of the Department of Education's Office of Fitness and Health Education, admits she isn't a "huge supporter" of the program, because of the cost and the limited number of children who can participate at one time. But naturally the kids love it; eighth-grader Emmanuel Goua tells the Post, "It's exciting, because you actually lose weight without even knowing it. It's a fun way to exercise." And eighth-grader Thalia Gutierrez explains, "It helps your arms and your biceps and everything. I have muscles. I even got abs, too." Now Nintendo just needs to come up with a Wii grammar game!





Now they can be "virtually fit".
I have an idea for the high school boys' gym version. Stationary bicycles hooked up to generators powering PCs, with full access to porn sites. The catch is you have to keep pedaling or the PCs lose power.
um, do you remember being in high school? they won't last the entire class length. maybe 2 minutes at the start of class and 5 minutes toward the end.
Anything that will end the survival-of-the-fittest, esteem-crushing tradition of picking teams and dodgeball that lazy Phys Ed teachers can always rely on is fine by me.
Now Nintendo just needs to come up with a Wii grammar game!
Jeez, you don't have to be an ass. Though I know it's your signature.