- From the Gothamist Newsmap: a stabbing at 9th Ave and 50th St in New York, a technical rescue on Kings Hwy in Brooklyn and a burn victim on Madison Ave and E 41st St in Manhattan.
- Did former Bronx Borough President get a big discount on his home renovations? The Daily News found that the estimated cost of work was $50,000, but one paperwork, "the $50,000 figure was crossed out and replaced with a penciled-in lower figure - $32,000," and Carrion ended paying only $24,000.
- Trying to convince co-op and condo boards to help their buildings go green is hard.
- A school bus driver who taunted an autistic student is back on the job.
- Chase CEO Jamie Dimon is spending $138 million on new corporate jets and a new hangar. Does that count as stimulus spending?
- At a recent fundraiser for Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, former President Clinton was getting repeatedly miffed when Gillibrand kept trying to draw more public attention to his presence, only to be turned down each time.
- David Letterman told his Late Show audience that he married his longtime girlfriend (and mother of his son) Regina Lasko. The show airs tonight.
- Rye Playland pays out $1.25 million in a settlement with parents of a 7-year-old who died on "Ye Olde Mill."
- Jennifer Aniston is said to have broken up with John Mayer because he suddenly had no time for her due to his "Twitter addiction." So what did he do when she ended things? Tweeted about it.
- And, aw, today is National Puppy Day.




Another break-up for Aniston. Let's see, what's the same thing in all the relationships she's had -- I have it, Jennifer Aniston.
Seriously, she couldn't hold onto a man if he were clinging to her life raft in shark infested waters.