The Monday night strange noise puzzling Staten Islanders has been cleared up by the police: Fireworks, the police tell the Staten Island Advance. The Advance spoke to witnesses who said it was a "professional 'Macy's-style' aerial explosive launched from somewhere near Richmond"—guess it wasn't on a scale where the police clashed with residents. A resident said it could have been fireworks, "but it sounded like a lot more than that." And a sanitation worker pointed out, "The only people that saw it say it was fireworks, but still no one wants to believe it."





Skeptics are always good for a laugh.
I live by the East River and there are a couple of unexpected fireworks shows every year.
The first time it happened, I swore it was the beginning of WWIII, but my curiosity got the better of me and I was pleasantly rewarded.
Wouldn't the people who believed it to be something as routine as fireworks -- as opposed to something unexplainable, extraterrestrial, supernatural, conspiratorial, or whatever -- be the ones called 'skeptics'?
It's the conspiracy theorists or whatever you want to call them who insist that this couldn't have been fireworks who are good for a laugh.
Big News! Something made a noise on Staten Island!
OMG Staten Island TRUTHERS!!!
Something STINKS on Staten Island.
'Twas "F-Bombs burstin' in air".