- From the Gothamist Newsmap: sexual misconduct at PS 113 in the Bronx, a missing armed EDP DOA on Fteley Ave in the Bronx and an apparatus MVA at Gold St and Water St in Brooklyn.
- Citigroup is planning to spend $10 million on new executive suites.
- One straphanger shares his tale of watching the silent strangers of a V train car come together as they tried to figure out why one of their fellow riders pulled the Emergency Brake cord and send them on a mini-adventure.
- Microsoft says that they won't be the ones to come to the rescue of the New York Times as potential buyers.
- The only thing that could make you feel safer than buckling your seat belt while taking your life into you own hands by riding in a NYC taxi is to look down and see that you're being strapped in by a delicious candy bar.
- Merriam-Webster has done what many politicians can't seem to be able to: change the definition of marriage.
- UCLA students (on Facebook) don't care for James Franco as their commencement speaker. We're sure Columbia students wouldn't mind (no offense, Eric Holder).
- Disney-Pixar announced that a 3-D presentation of its coming animated feature Up has been selected as the opening night premiere of this year’s Cannes Film Festival.
- With over 750,000 votes in, 94% of Facebook users have voted against the site's new design. Now will they do anything about it?
- And Lindsay Lohan's mom seems to believe she's being "censored" by Twitter.
