Early Addition

Hey, I found other photos of this band via a friend on Facebook and had to google and explore more -- then saw you posted them too! Check out today's update -- I added the photos to the Gothamist pool on Flickr too. Xylopholks Subway Frolics on truTV.com

Why is the 'early edition' posted almost at noon?

It's a little relative—basically, it's earlier than Extra, Extra.

What? Brangelina took Xanax, Paxil, Midol and Prilosec to see The Little Mermaid on Brodaway?

...and the Prilosec/Midol combo gave her diarrhea for more than just the intermission. And hence, Branagelina begat their next child.

Re: the picture... let me guess: L train station, somewhere near Williamsburg, fuckin' hipsters with too much time.

That picture is worth an essay all by itself.

"kept the loot in an empty Cheetos bag"

That is simply impossible. How can you keep anything in an empty bag?