- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A suspicious death at 9 Ave (btwn 50 & 51 St) in Manhattan, pedestrian struck at 89th Ave & 162nd St in Queens and a perp search on 78th Street in Brooklyn.
- Senate Majority Leader Malcolm Smith's 24-year-old son was busted for marijuana possession. Smith said, "This is an issue that will resolve itself in due course and I will support my son as I always have."
- Circuit City is telling its bankruptcy judge it needs $4.6 million to keep employees from leaving as it winds down business.
- At Hofstra, a teenager stole a fire chief's SUV—which was left running as the chief inspected a call—and caused an accident injuring six people.
- Camille Paglia, who once called Madonna the "future of feminism," puts a nail in the Material Girl's coffin by saying the singer is "pathetic now." But did Camille see Madonna's guns?
- A thief called police officers "idiots" for apprehending the wrong guy in a Brooklyn bodega burglary (two malt liquors). The cops eventually took the confessed thief in.
- A NJ dentist found a dinosaur bone in a stream, leading one NJ.com commenter to complain, "Now I'm disappointed in my dentist, he never does anything cool."
- Dr. Phil says OctoMom Nadya Suleman called him, worried that the hospital won't release the octuplets because the hospital is worried about her living arrangement (in a possibly soon-to-be foreclosed house with her mom and six other kids).