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Brooklyn Sex Club Has Good Times, Buffet For Swingers

022509club.jpg There's a pretty big sex club hidden in a hangar-like space somewhere around the border of Red Hook and Carroll Gardens, where every weekend swingers and single fornicators come together for a little coitus, voyeurism, and baked ziti. Times reporter Alan Feuer has a detailed profile on the place, which charges $40 for couples, $90 for single men, and admits unescorted women—"who are sex-club gold"—free of charge. During his time at the nameless club, which he says is located somewhere between a cement plant and the Gowanus Expressway, Feuer observes the usual out-of-shape, middle-age group sex action you'd expect, plus a girl-on-girl show between two young women who "mauled each other with the energy of terriers mating." The club's proprietor, one Mistress Wanda, tells him, "Everybody comes here: cops, postmen, bus drivers. I went to a funeral last month and recognized a pallbearer." For added flavor, the article comes with one of those 360 panorama photo spreads, depicting a carpet as sad as you'd expect. UPDATE: Naturally, our readers know the place: It's called Casbar, and it's further south than we suspected, in Sunset Park. See you all there Saturday for their Recession Buster Pizza Party! [Via Curbed]

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  • Champion

    YUCK!

  • WorksInDUMBO

    Why is that carpet sad? I think we have that same carpet in my office.

  • JenChungsBaby

    So when a sign like that says 36 holes, is it referring to 36 women, 18 women, 12 women or just two rounds of golf?

  • NannyState

    Hopefully bulletholes.

  • citizenerased

    I want to go to there

  • NannyState

    This is one story without a happy ending.

  • JMH

    I wouldn't go anywhere near that buffet.



    Meowster, it seems like you're paying for admission rather than paying for sex per se - and if sex happens, then it happens. Same principle as an "escort service" I think.

  • snickerdoodle

    Great! So AIDS has finally been cured then?

  • jaycjay

    No, that's why they "encourage safe sex, according to NYC Board of Health rules." That is, they limit what you're allowed to do to, uh... two general activities.

  • meowster

    How is this legal? What about the gay sex clubs in the EV and LES...the cops busted those. I think if it is illegal, it's pretty shitty to divulge the bar info... although the website is quite elaborate. I am just so confused!

  • SohoTimmy

    Straight people are sick

  • jaycjay

    NSFW, as you'd expect:



    http://www.clubcasbar.com/

  • Gothampc

    "Everybody comes here: cops, postmen, bus drivers, writers named John...

  • jaycjay

    It's probably not something that the Times would be likely to publish as a standalone piece, but the article is part of this series:

    http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/newyorkandregion/series/rooms/index.html



    "The guiding concept of this repeating feature, Rooms, is to visit places you may never have thought about — or, if you have thought about them, have probably never been there. It’s voyeurism of a sort, ennobled by a sense of curiosity and a sociological instinct."

  • Brado

    I think I got an STD just by reading this.

  • invis212

    its called casbar and it sux! my girl and i went just to check it out on halloween no less.. we are a late 20s couple and were stalked by a bunch of old scary people!!!

  • just saying

    Well, you did go there on Halloween after all...

  • John Del Signore

    Updated, thanks

  • ides_of_march

    Henny Youngman used to hang out there. Take my wife, please. The Kramdens and Nortons did too; bang zoom.

  • just saying

    Very sad--it now appears the NY Times will put anything in its paper to bolster readership.



    "They come here for the cleanliness and for the ambience of innocent eroticism." Really?

  • grandeur

    I honestly don't understand why anyone mildly attractive would go there.

  • Papercutninja

    Mildly attractive women with father issues. Otherwise? It looks like a LARPing party with adults and less costumes.

  • Internet Handle

    The Times article is the kind of unsubstantiated, un-fact-checkable "notes"-based journalism that brought down Stephen Glass. A lot of clever quips and too-perfect moments, and of course no one would be willing to come forward to set the record straight.

  • jaycjay

    Not really something that the Times would be likely to publish on its own, but the article is part of this series:

    http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/newyorkandregion/series/rooms/index.html



  • matty

    You stay classy, Brooklyn!

  • Apples and Peaches

    Looks like the set of the Real World...

  • fugothamist

    yummy

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