Wow: The Post reports, "Thieves hid behind a fake chimney to cut a hole in the roof of a Brooklyn bank - then made off with the contents of 60 safe-deposit boxes." The Astoria Federal Saving bank on East 2nd Street and 18th Avenue was robbed by burglars who used "heavy-duty blowtorches normally used under water to slice through the roof" and break into the building. Surveillance footage reportedly shows the thieves going to the roof of a neighboring building to reach the bank and setting up the fake chimney (!!). The bank said it wasn't clear whether customers would be reimbursed— one anguished customer said, "I purposely use the bank because it's supposed to be safer than my house."