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Meals and Deals: Foodswings

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Here's the latest installment in our ongoing quest to find a decent cheap meal that won't kill us or our budget.

The skinny vegan’s inner fat kid eats at Foodswings. This Williamsburg fast food shop boasts heavy, greasy foods that are 100% meat and dairy free, as well as a surprisingly delicious “milk”shake selection. A more limited menu is offered after 11 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays for the meat-and-dairy-free-but-give-me-beer crowd and friends.

Most popular items include the drumsticks (get a combo that comes with 3 pieces and a side for $7) and the “milk”shakes, which start at $4. The shakes range from classic (vanilla and chocolate for those who don’t like trying new things) to creative (such as crunchberry, firestorm, cookie dough and their most popular “tank” which is chocolate, peanut butter and cookies). The rest of the prices are good too; with burgers, salads and sandwiches all around $7 or $8.

Tables are typically full of hipsters, punkers and other “-er” words washing their food down with beer (it’s BYOB) or one of the famous shakes. The place got new owners (all vegan) and some remodeling in December, as well as the addition of a few items on the menu (like tacos, a homemade sausage and pepper hero and potato skins). And they get their share of non-vegan customers, too. Just last week, a guy came in for his second time and finally realized the “meat” he was eating was soy! If that won't sway the carnivorous, nothing will.

Foodswings // 295 Grand, Brooklyn // (718) 388-1919

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  • ANGRYGOD11

    Where can I get dairy-less and meat-less cheap fast food?

    At any Chinese take-out.

    You're welcome.

  • sara

    i love this place. go for the gyros on the weekend munchies menu.

    whitecastle doesn't induced vomit and seizures? fucking disgusting.

  • whitecastlerock

    Oh Sara, White Castle has been around and will continue to be around much longer than these trendy cardboard flavored bistros. When the recession shutters this little gem, the skinny jean wearing health nuts are always welcome at a local White Castle. See you there!

  • sara

    Yeah, White Castle will be around. So will crack and heroin. It doesn't mean that it's good. Besides, the whole "hipsters! boo!" thing is tired.

  • widefive

    This place is kind of like Red Bamboo, but not very good.

  • longacre

    “milk”shakes

    The National Dairy Board has been known to sue companies into oblivion that use the word "milk" in things that don't contain milk from cows. Watch your back, hipster chefs.

  • Kevin Walsh

    Ah, yeah, I meant "pierced"

    www.forgotten-ny.com

  • Kevin Walsh

    Bring back Sparky's hotdogs. Bad dogs and plenty of 'tude from the pieced counter girl.

    www.forgotten-ny.com

  • whitecastlerock

    This article makes me never want to eat again. Hipsters and vegan food induces vomiting and seizures

  • Rocknrope

    Seriously. If the seitan doesn't keep you away, the natty facial hair, skinny jeans, and B.O. will.

  • NannyState

    "Natty facial hair, skinny jeans and B.O."

    Aren't those the ingredients of seitan?

  • tnturner

    Ooh! 5 piece Southern Fried Drumsticks with BBQ sauce... it's been a while...

  • Tower18

    foods that are 100% meat and dairy free

    So, there's nothing there worth eating then? Got it.

  • sweetpanties

    why does that make it not worth eating? i don't get it.

  • Barbj8

    "100% meat and diary free...". Good, I hate trying to eat when people are scratching away in those little leather bound books!

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