- From the Gothamist Newsmap: a shooting on Division Ave in Brooklyn, a bank robbery on Park Ave in Manhattan and an animal job on Dwight Pl in the Bronx.
- Governor Paterson says that the state "couldn't be more delighted" with the passing of the stimulus package, which will bring the state at least $24.6 billion in the next two years.
- NJ Governor Corzine spent all or part of 105 days out of the Garden State, according to the Star-Ledger's review. When he leaves the state, he must formally transfer power to the Senate President.
- A 34-year-old Long Island teacher was accused of having sex with a 15-year-old boy. He pleaded not guilty.
- Another man who lost his life savings in Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme committed suicide in the English town of Southampton.
- Many local immigrants from India have to quickly learn that using the wrong country code in order to phone home might get them in touch with another emergency contact.
- Giants fans can breathe easier this off-season knowing that the team has tagged Brandon Jacobs as their "franchise player."
- The Mets signed journeyman pitcher Livan Hernandez as a possible candidate for the role of fifth starter in their rotation.
- And Jezebel finds a video that proves it's never too late to go out and find a Valentine if you have easy access to a jacuzzi and a mustache.