Marc Dreier, the once prominent attorney accused of swindling hundreds of millions from hedge funds and investors alike, was given bail by a federal judge yesterday. However, the NY Times reports, "The conditions set by the judge are so restrictive that even if Mr. Dreier posts the $10 million bond that the judge required — which could happen by early next week — Mr. Dreier would be holed up in what might be considered a fancy prison." Well, Dreier's lawyer did want a Madoff-like bail! Among the restrictions proposed: An electronic monitoring device, a security guard, approval of visitors and "no call forwarding, no modem, no caller ID, no call waiting and no wireless phone."





No modem? No Commodore-64 either, I bet.
(sigh)
I'm amazed that judges will allow "House Arrest" when, IMO, anyone else off the street would get jailed...
How about the "no plastic surgeon to make you look like someone else so you can sneak out of house arrest and flee from the country"? I guess I've seen too many movies.
I'm confused. Since when was Bill Murray a lawyer?
Whoa...dude needs a shave.
I notice you use 'scamming' and 'lawyer' in the same sentence as if they were two different concepts.