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ALL THE SINGLE LADIES: Are you single and a Morrissey Fan? Tonight head over to the Black Rabbit in Greenpoint for a Smiths Speed Dating event hosted by Dave Hill. "Whether you like the Smiths and/or Morrissey, want to meet someone extra special, or both, you should come. You could meet somebody who really loves you. Or if you don't want to speed date and just want to hang out that is cool too."

8 p.m. // Black Rabbit Bar [91 Greenpoint Ave, Greenpoint] // Free

LEARN: The Brooklyn Kitchen invites you to Invest in Gut Health tonight. "Join Chef Elise Maiberger as she demonstrates how to make the most popular drink in town...KOMBUCHA! Students will learn the history of the beverage, its health benefits, and will take their own batch home." More details here.

6:30 p.m. // the Brooklyn Kitchen [616 Lorimer St, Brooklyn] // $30

THEATER: Playwright Eric Bland has previously rocked The Brick Theater with audience hits Death at Film Forum and The Children of Truffaut. Now he's back with The Protestants, his new play about an eccentric rural Virginia family that's "one part The Royal Tenenbaums, one part Faulkner... When Scottie, the eldest, returns home from his NYC sojourn for the marriage of his chronically negligent mother, he discovers his biologically-ruined brother wilting, his emotionally-untethered brother firing, and his baby ‘brother’ Tippy becoming a woman." Sounds like a hoot; here's an interview with Bland about the show. — John Del Signore

8 p.m. // The Brick Theater [575 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg] // $10

EVENT: Tonight the third installment of the Future of Music panel discussion will go down. This one features Harry Allen (moderator), Claudia Gonson (pianist/drummer/backing vocalist for The Magnetic Fields), Sadat X (member of Brand Nubian), Adam Farrell (head of marketing, Beggars Group) and Peter Rojas (co-founder of the lean and prescient record label website RCRD LBL). Refreshments will be served, more details here.

8:30 p.m. // Tekserve [119 West 23rd St] // Free