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0109mozdating.jpg ALL THE SINGLE LADIES: Are you single and a Morrissey Fan? Tonight head over to the Black Rabbit in Greenpoint for a Smiths Speed Dating event hosted by Dave Hill. "Whether you like the Smiths and/or Morrissey, want to meet someone extra special, or both, you should come. You could meet somebody who really loves you. Or if you don't want to speed date and just want to hang out that is cool too."

8 p.m. // Black Rabbit Bar [91 Greenpoint Ave, Greenpoint] // Free

LEARN: The Brooklyn Kitchen invites you to Invest in Gut Health tonight. "Join Chef Elise Maiberger as she demonstrates how to make the most popular drink in town...KOMBUCHA! Students will learn the history of the beverage, its health benefits, and will take their own batch home." More details here.

6:30 p.m. // the Brooklyn Kitchen [616 Lorimer St, Brooklyn] // $30

THEATER: Playwright Eric Bland has previously rocked The Brick Theater with audience hits Death at Film Forum and The Children of Truffaut. Now he's back with The Protestants, his new play about an eccentric rural Virginia family that's "one part The Royal Tenenbaums, one part Faulkner... When Scottie, the eldest, returns home from his NYC sojourn for the marriage of his chronically negligent mother, he discovers his biologically-ruined brother wilting, his emotionally-untethered brother firing, and his baby ‘brother’ Tippy becoming a woman." Sounds like a hoot; here's an interview with Bland about the show. — John Del Signore

8 p.m. // The Brick Theater [575 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg] // $10

EVENT: Tonight the third installment of the Future of Music panel discussion will go down. This one features Harry Allen (moderator), Claudia Gonson (pianist/drummer/backing vocalist for The Magnetic Fields), Sadat X (member of Brand Nubian), Adam Farrell (head of marketing, Beggars Group) and Peter Rojas (co-founder of the lean and prescient record label website RCRD LBL). Refreshments will be served, more details here.

8:30 p.m. // Tekserve [119 West 23rd St] // Free

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  • Buck Owens

    I am going to need selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors mixed into my drinks in order to cope with a Smith's speed dating event. That being said, SSRIs also prevent premature ejaculation in the unlikely event I would score at such a sullen affair.

  • NannyState

    Oh stop him before he sings that song again...

  • Felix Hoenikker

    There is another world.

    There is a better world.

    There must be.

    Oh, there must be.

  • Felix Hoenikker

    I know I'm unloveable. You don't have to tell me.

  • jink

    i'm a man of means (of slender means). Do they have any drink specials?

  • books

    now this might surprise you, but

    I find I'm OK by myself

    and I don't need you

    from the new alblum. I love the smiths and anyone who likes them, but my gf would be mad if I went to this.

  • ganghiscon

    A dreaded sunny day, so I meet you at the Black Rabbit Bar

    Keats and Yeats are on your side

    But seriously, I hope they take pictures.

  • TimSPC

    I went to this Smiths speed dating event and I met a nice girl, but now she's in a coma. I know, I know. It's serious.

  • janelle

    there's a club if you'd like to go

    you could meet somebody who really loves you

    so you go, and you stand on your own

    and you leave on your own

    and you go home, and you cry

    and you want to die

  • Clarice City

    And if you don't meet anyone you can always drink by yourself and write sad song lyrics.

  • FranklinBluth

    I'm not the man you think I am...

  • emilydickinson

    I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

  • TimSPC

    This Smiths speed dating event looks like fun and I'd go out tonight, but I haven't got a thing to wear.

  • CR

    I wouldn't bother as that song is absolutely about being gay.

  • TimSPC

    Well, I've decided that I am going to go to that speed dating event tonight. Please, please, please let me get what I want.

  • TimSPC

    I went to a Smiths speed dating night once. I thought I hit it off with one lady and made my move, but she rejected me. Now, I know how Joan of Arc felt.

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