Weekend Movie Forecast: Donkey Punch or, um, Inkheart?

The first two installments in the British Underworld series, starring Michael Sheen (David Frost in Frost/Nixon) as a wolfman, have grossed hundreds of millions of dollars. This new installment is an "origins" movie about the grueling war between the vampires and the werewolves, and stars Bill Nighy, whom James Urbaniak once rightfully referred to as God. But Time's Richard Corliss seems to think God—or at least this franchise—is dead. In his review, titled "Underworld 3: Me No Lycan," he writes, "At the climax, someone tells Lucian that it's finally over. 'No,' he insists, 'this is just beginning.' Is that a promise or a threat?"