Weekend Movie Forecast: Donkey Punch or, um, Inkheart?

In Inkheart Brendan Fraser plays... There isn't a single person who kept reading after Brendan Fraser is there? Oh, there is. Well, okay one sad, desperately bored person, Inkheart is about this guy named Mo (Fraser), who, when reading a story to his daughter, discovers that he is a "Silvertongue," which means characters he reads about come to life. The catch is that someone from real life also gets trapped in teh book he's reading, so he loses his wife. Kyle Smith at the Post has his claws out: "At one point, the crabby [Helen] Mirren figure bursts dramatically into the action on a unicorn, although the drama is partially limited by the fact that she has nothing to do when she gets there. A sign on her character's house that reads, 'Don't even think of wasting my time' would have been better placed on her agent's door."