- From the Gothamist Newsmap: a suicidal EDP search on 127th St in Queens, an ambulance MVA outside Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan and a fall victim on 1st Ave in Manhattan.
- Thousands of pirated CDs and five ounces of coke were found in a raid of a Staten Island record store.
- We wish Di Fara's Pizza legendary owner Dom DeMarco a speedy recovery after suffering a broken kneecap in a car accident alongside his daughter. His plans for rehabbing his knee after having surgery? Making more pizza!
- That didn't take long: Chris Wallace on Fox News says the flubbed oath of office means Obama is not really president! Some are calling for Obama to retake the oath. Others call it Roberts's version of a "wardrobe malfunction," while some just think the fuss is unnecessary.
- Speaking of, President Obama is expected to sign an executive order tomorrow shutting down Gitmo within a year.
- Proponents of mixed martial arts are working in Albany to try to lift a statewide ban that could bring Ultimate Fighting to MSG.
- Former Mets second baseman, one-time MVP and generally gruff dude Jeff Kent announced his retirement today.
- Mr. Finn and me? Brooklyn band The Hold Steady will be opening on the next tour in support of the Counting Crows.
- Jeopardy! just opened online registration for their next contestant search. The test will be Tuesday evening at 8 for those within EST.
- And finally, we wanted to wish all of our bushy-tailed readers a happy and acorn-filled Squirrel Appreciation Day.