- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A power outage at 263 St & 76 Ave in Queens, a carjacking at Ely & Burke in the Bronx, and a serious assault on Hamilton Terrace in Manhattan.
- Nassau County Executive Tom Suozzi says the county's bond rating is in jeopardy (it's currently stable) and he may consider lay-offs or a shorter workweek to keep the budget in line.
- Massage parlor hold-up on Upper East Side brings about "robbers must have really kneaded" money pun in Post.
- Governor David Paterson's dad Basil donated to City Comptroller Bill Thompson's mayoral campaign.
- The line between Tracy Morgan and Tracy Jordan is blurred once again with this anecdote of his tattoo in a very, very private area.
- Not surprising: Data shows the value of Manhattan rentals in doormen and non-doormen declined (except in studios—apparently landlords can still convince you to pay a lot for one room!).
- A 30-mile stretch of the NJ Turnpike was closed due to a bomb threat—apparently a tip came in that a driver in an Acura might have a bomb!
- Food blogger and author Josh Ozersky has gout, but assures everyone, "I won't be altering my lifestyle at all."
- And for the life imitates Newman-from-Seinfeld file: A Michigan postal worker was found with 10,000 pieces of mail in her locker.