In Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Kevin James plays the titular security guard whose dreams of joining the police are foiled by a hypoglycemic condition that causes him to pass out in "ostensibly hilarious contexts," writes Nathan Lee at the Times. His deliciously scathing review continues: "Fat people are funny. Fat people who fall over are funnier. Fat people who fall over and have humiliating working-class jobs? Stop, you’re killing me! This would seem to be the entire guiding principle behind Paul Blart: Mall Cop a tossed-off comedy from Adam Sandler’s production company that makes one long for the comparative genius of I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry."
A rather lackluster batch of new movies are being dumped this week, which is okay because so many must-sees opened around the holidays that there's plenty of catching up to do. (Gran Torino, The Wrestler and Waltz With Bashir, for starters.) Anyway, click the images for more on this week's stinkers.






people criticize Gothamist for the shoplifter story yet the movie Notorious about a drug dealer, gang banger, high school dropout will most likely sell out this weekend. sick society
I have Hello Kitty band-aids just like Paul Blart.
I just got a hello kitty toaster Jen, it's great, i make toast just to see her little face... which is way more entertaining then say, wasting money on these lousy movies.
Def. agree with the catching up on the "good" movies out there.
FOX is the distributor of Notorious. Even the trailer stinks, and the trailer usually highlight the best parts of athe movie. blah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDDv6pAbN_U
I wonder if the actor playing Puff Daddy will also jump around like some fame-whoring cricket in "Biggie's" videos.
I remember the "Sugarhill gang"
Were they not ht hip hop group?
Oh for the early 1980's I was old
even back then.
This film (good or bad) will make money
especially in Europe & Asia where when
they see American's on film thye get
terrified of us a little as a keeper
of Atomic weapons.
The Japanese like to see African-Americans
so that they don't ever have them in their
backyard,if you know what I mean.
i saw MB3D, it was really fun in 3D but the movie sucked. nothing like t he original! also people walked out.