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Shark Shoplifter Ratted Out By Eel

011609shark.jpg 30-year-old Long Island native Elbert Starks was arrested yesterday for allegedly shoplifting a live shark from Total Aquarium in Lynbrook. Police say the heist took place last month, when Starks—a sex offender on probation—grabbed a $350 nurse shark from a tank, put it into his jacket, and drove it to a new home in his apartment's aquarium. (The shark survived!) Starks is also accused of using a credit card stolen from another pet shop to buy a 2-foot-long green moray eel for $300, which he put in the tank with the shark. An employee tells the Post, "This guy obviously has a thing for fish." He's charged with grand larceny, which could land him in jail for five years; in his defense, Stark's lawyer explains, "He loves sea life basically, that's what it comes down to." (N.B.: This sharknapping took place weeks before our interview with a shoplifter, so it's definitely not a copycat crime.)

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  • NannyState

    Another dirty fish collector brought before the scales of justice.

  • Guest

    Stolen nurse shark + stolen moray eel + sex offender status = Adam Sandler's new hit movie "The Waterboy 2".

    "You can do eet... You can do eet with the shark and eel all night long..."

  • snoopydog

    Next time he should try for an electric eel and put it down his pants to get away unnoticed.

  • This is sooo Troy McClure!

  • barryap

    You beat me to it.

    Instead I'll go with a Led Zeppelin mudshark reference.

  • thefacts

    Obviously he's a PETAphile trying to rescue the poor creatures from the clutches of cruel humans.

  • FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

    @truefacts, a peta person was not involved and would not steal to put the the shark in a home tank. Also stop abusing the carriage horses. I am surprised you did not make them work today in the freezing cold

  • fakenewyorker

    the man loves the sea kittens

  • Rocknrope

    Pity the shark didn't take a chunk out of his crotch when he tried to nick it. That would've solved two problems.

  • Kyle T

    Good one!

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