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Since the Betty people haven't come out with a patriotic themed hair-down-there dye, some New York spas are suggesting you start fresh! From the inbox: "Get ready for next week's inauguration parties with change inspiring spa and salon deals...In the West Village, Boom Boom Beauty Bar is joining in the spirit with their 'Say Goodbye to Bush' special: 40% off all bikini waxing services from now till inauguration day." Not to get all servicey, but both Townhouse Spa (UWS) and Acqua Beauty Bar (Union Square) are offering 40% off all bikini waxes during Inauguration week as well. Never has a president inspired such a specific type of feminine grooming!
Say Goodbye to Bush and...Bush
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It's the same media that NEVER mentioned Muslims' hatred of Israel as a possible motive for 9/11.
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God.....bless....America.
*wipes away tear*
Keep the bush!
Well, don't keep all of it. You shouldn't need a machete to find something so valuable unless you're Indiana Jones.
Terrific journalism!
Hilarious. I think this is the most compelling reason to get rid of bush since Election Day, 2004.
How juvenile.
Is there anybody left in the country with a maturity level higher than Bart Simpson?
oh yes, oh boo! Poor woe-is-me partisan pal,
"Quasi-intern? Probably means she doesn't swallow...."
how ma-ture.
Nice ass!!!
Show some love to Lifebooker.com where you can exclusively book these All American Brazilians.
Can you blame us? What's more patriotic or political than shameless self promotion?
Yes We Can!