Mysterious Park Avenue Hotel Death

Yesterday, it was reported a Long Island woman had died after being found unconscious in a $700/night room at the Kitano Hotel early Saturday morning. A man and a woman were reportedly questioned and now the Post reports they, plus the deceased, had gathered for a threesome at the Park Avenue hotel. Sources say Kimberly Calo, 41-year-old divorcee and mom of two, had been "shaking and frothing." The other woman, Nicole Zobkiw, wanted to call 911 but Thomas Hoey said he'd call a "doctor friend," who told them Calo was "f---ing dead." Hoey, described as a "Long Island banana mogul ...married suburban dad and pillar of his community by day, but kinky party animal after dark," told the Post, "You've got the wrong guy." The ME's office is doing an autopsy, but apparently cops found drugs in Calo's purse.

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By Jen Chung in News on January 12, 2009 4:14 PM

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NannyState

So.....did anyone come?

BMMDan

Jesus Christ, there are just some things you don't talk about in public!

sartre_is_for_lovers

arrested development meets criminal intent

zodak

the money is in the banana stand

superinternaute

I'd like to meet a banana mogul to bang

superinternaute

Did she like eating bananas or was she

just a banana mogul?

Wza

lol bigandtall

everyAframe

Fucking banana moguls.

Dirk

I think that's what the two women were doing.

ugh

LOLOL!

Barbj8

Long Island has bananas?

Felix Hoenikker

He forgot his 'little medical book and adrenalin shot'.

Rfive

Maybe she had some bad heroin from Trey.

valeriob

Banana mogul?!

ides_of_march

Maybe she had sushi with that Piven guy earlier in the day.

ugh

FAIL

jaycjay

"had gathered for a threesome"

But...

"Zobkiw told authorities she had slept with Hoey, then walked out when the banana man turned his affections to Calo"

So, which is it?

The mystery deepens!