Yesterday, it was reported a Long Island woman had died after being found unconscious in a $700/night room at the Kitano Hotel early Saturday morning. A man and a woman were reportedly questioned and now the Post reports they, plus the deceased, had gathered for a threesome at the Park Avenue hotel. Sources say Kimberly Calo, 41-year-old divorcee and mom of two, had been "shaking and frothing." The other woman, Nicole Zobkiw, wanted to call 911 but Thomas Hoey said he'd call a "doctor friend," who told them Calo was "f---ing dead." Hoey, described as a "Long Island banana mogul ...married suburban dad and pillar of his community by day, but kinky party animal after dark," told the Post, "You've got the wrong guy." The ME's office is doing an autopsy, but apparently cops found drugs in Calo's purse.





I smell a Law and Order episode!
Worst threesome ever.
Figures a guy who works in the banana industry is a wild pervert.
I called it - a Casual Encounter gone bad.
Explain this one to the kids, dad.
"had gathered for a threesome"
But...
"Zobkiw told authorities she had slept with Hoey, then walked out when the banana man turned his affections to Calo"
So, which is it?
The mystery deepens!
FAIL
Maybe she had sushi with that Piven guy earlier in the day.
Banana mogul?!
Maybe she had some bad heroin from Trey.
He forgot his 'little medical book and adrenalin shot'.
Long Island has bananas?
Fucking banana moguls.
I think that's what the two women were doing.
LOLOL!
lol bigandtall
Did she like eating bananas or was she
just a banana mogul?
I'd like to meet a banana mogul to bang
arrested development meets criminal intent
the money is in the banana stand
So.....did anyone come?
Jesus Christ, there are just some things you don't talk about in public!