Photograph of a tired shopper by specialrkb on Flickr
- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A violent EDP on Empire Blvd in Brooklyn, a pedestrian struck on E 6th St in Manhattan and a water main break at Queens Blvd & 56 Av in Queens.
- Apple founder and CEO Steve Jobs admits he's sick and says that a hormone imbalance is "robbing" his body of proteins to stay healthy.
- A lawsuit was filed in Brooklyn Supreme Court, accusing a hotel and wedding catering company of substituting Chilean sea bass with "low end salmon" that left the bride with food poisoning!
- Lourdes Ciccone, aka Madonna's daughter, will attend the Professional Children's School. Alums include Sarah Michelle Gellar, Emmanuel Ax, Sarah Jessica Parker and Elliot Gould.
- First cat Willie (also known as "India") Bush passed away at age 18 today.
- A Mastic man is accused of killing his boss at a towing company and then putting the dead body in the trunk of his car.
- The Plaza's Palm Court, where afternoon tea is served, is closing. It will reopen later this year (supposedly!).
- More details on the special City Council elections on February 24.
- And two sushi restaurants paid over $100,000 for a bluefin tuna sold in Tokyo. What recession?





To the guy in the pic above...I've been there my dude..I feel your pain.
THE PLIGHT OF THE BABY BOOMER
Not ready yet for boomer work
Because you feel all right
And not considering a problem
With shortening of your sight?
No question of a cataract
Presenting a bit of blight
Or of a needed knee replacement
For climbing just one flight?
No thought of replacing a rusty hip
--Hardly a delight--
Or ordering a new pacemaker
To fight off breathless fright?
Nor any view of a heart bypass
For coronary slight
Nor any other surgery
That aging might invite?
Then take a page from a car device
That gets you through the night
And have a mechanic fit you up
With a Check Engine Light.