"Down There" Hair Dye Company Wants More Green

0109BETTYCOLOR.jpg Never has the Post's use of the word "bushwhacked" (and "snatching," for that matter) seemed more appropriate. The paper colorfully reports that the pubic-hair dye company, Betty Beauty (as seen in the NYC subway system), is claiming a "rival stole its trademarked, thong-shaped logo." They add that this rival, Smart Beauty US, also took "copyrighted content from the company's instruction sheet," and now "The Manhattan federal court suit seeks all profits from the alleged below-the-belt behavior." The company may refer to Lindsay Lohan as “fire crotch” in their press releases (seriously), but they're all business about their favorite color: green (incidentally, their green holiday hair dye is still available).

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THANK GOD there are still some women around who actually could make use of that product. The hideous pedophilic Bald Eagle (or the utterly preposterous Landing Strip) is not quite universal, not yet at least.

And THANK GOD there are still men who appreciate a real woman, pubic hair and all!

this reminds me of a brain surgeon i went down on years ago, she had the biggest bush i'd ever seen but it was clean so it didn't bother me.

when she walked around it looked really hot!

i went down on a brain surgeon years ago & i couldn't believe how much hair was in my face but it was clean so it was all good.

when she walked around she looked super hot because of it.

IMO, Shaving down there makes a women look like a little child. Nothing wrong with trimming, but shaving the whole thing is too immature.

Shaving down there makes a women look like a little child.

Which is precisely why some men like the Bald Eagle. If getting it on with a little girl is too risky, the next best (so to speak) thing is getting it on with a woman of legal age who looks like a little girl. How sickening.

I find the whole supposed bald cooter--pedophile connection really lame. Genital shaving for both men and women is common throughout many parts of the world. Not to mention that women don't get accused of being repressed pedophiles for preferring men who are cleanshaven. I think it's a matter of preference and what different people and cultures find 'clean'--why make it so political? I'm a woman and find it annoying that people everywhere always seem to find an excuse to have these principled arguments centered around how we choose to groom, dress, etc. Get over it.

Jen Carlson, you are on fire. This post almost made me choke on my cheesy tots.

Eff that!! I prefer my MUFF Diving unobstructed. Aint nothing worse than coughing up a pube. I can maybe concede to a landing strip if i'm feeling RANDY,but that's it!!!

Aint nothing worse than coughing up a pube.

Razor stubble is a close second. If they're going to do it, do it right. As Mr. Miyagi used to say, "wax on, wax off."

So guys like Steven and Peter like their women to shave their armpits and legs but nowhere else. Interesting.

mmm i love it bald as long as it's clean no razor bumps, but trimmed nice is great too, dyed is disgusting! i also thing women LOVE being licked in their bum hole, everytime i am having a lil eat down there they always maneuver in such a way that shows they want a lil lick in the other part so i maneuver there for them.

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Trimmed is fine, bald too. As long as I don't have to use a machete to get the promised land.

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