A few years ago, Staten Island resident Mamie Manneh was arrested for smuggling "smoked bushmeat"—skulls, limbs and torsos of "green monkeys and hamadryas baboons" (packed in a box marked "African dresses and smoked fish")—into the U.S. Her lawyers went to the First Amendment, explaining that Manneh's religious beliefs required to eat the contraband goods, with one lawyer telling the judge in 2007, it was "something like a seder ... you know, bitter herbs and that might have some reference to the Exodus or something along those lines." This past week, a judge struck down that argument: According to the Staten Island Advance, federal judge Raymond J. Dearie said that "Manneh's faith didn't bar her from applying for the permits need to import exotic foodstuffs or explain why she misled border officials." Additionally, Manneh is currently serving jailtime for running over a woman she believed was sleeping with her husband.




She is just a straight up gangsta, eating monkeys and running over women in the streets. Sounds like a sweeps week COPS episode..
Traffic of exotic animals is a GRAVE crime! It shouldn't be allowed under ANY circumstance in the developed world!
This was so common after Staten Island declared its independence from its Belgian colonial masters. You'd think after 45 years...
You are what you eat.
omnom sheba omnom sheba omnom sheba!
Gallyma! shuckdey daye......
Nothing in her religion, Dearie wrote, "required her to abstain from truthful completion of paperwork."
Time to re-write the tenets.
"Thou shalt not fill out Customs Form 123478 stroke B"
Nothing in her religion, Dearie wrote, "required her to abstain from truthful completion of paperwork."
Time to re-write the tenets.
"Thou shalt not fill out Customs Form 123478 stroke B"
best part's the tail. mmmmmmm... delish!
Ok, I'm an open sort of guy, but you know what honey? Your religion is stupid. Orthodox Jews don't get to eat pork or shrimp (which is why I'm happy to be a reform Jew,) but requiring you to EAT MONKEY is straight out ridiculous.
Smoked bushmeat, huh? Reminds me of a gal I knew at college....
When I read this story, I can't get the scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom out of my head. "Fresh monkey brains!"
I've stared at it for 2 minutes and I still can't make out what the fock that's a picture of. I probably don't want to either.
She wants to contract HIV the old-fashioned way. Can't we let her?
And monkey brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, D.C.