Photo taken in Bryant Park by hbomb1947 the turnstile-jumper on Flickr
- From the Gothamist Newsmap: an escaped juvenile prisoner on Richmond Ave, a missing child at Vanderbilt Ave and Prospect Pl and a body found in Owls Head Park in Brooklyn.
- A Brooklyn car service driver is in critical condition after being shot in the head twice. The driver was trying to stop two robbers from breaking into a cell phone store.
- A former Merrill Lynch executive who was paid $25 million for three months work just bought a $37 million apartment.
- A Jersey City math teacher was arrested for sexually assaulting a teenage girl for the last three years.
- Al Franken really, gosh darn it, thinks he'll win the Minnesota race.
- Curbed reveals its fifteen favorite crazy real estate renderings of 2008.
- Dane Cook's brother was caught stealing millions from the comedian? Dane Cook's brother, you are not funny.
- And between Slumdog Millionaire, Rachel Getting Married, or The Visitor, which was the highest-grossing indie movie of '08? Try Kirk Cameron's Christian epic, Fireproof.





Note to self - do not stop to try to stop robbers from breaking into store
Let's play AdLib, since Mr Parker seems to be catching a little Jenchunginess.
Admonish. No? Prophylactize? Not a word, ok. Ah, romanticize. Sure, that's it.