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NSFW: Porno Parsnip!

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Photograph by Joe Schumacher on Flickr

Spotted at a Morningside Heights Greenmarket: Possibly the most obscene parsnip(s) ever. See the money shot after the jump; unfortunately, it's not the Ron Jeremy of parsnips--or fortunately, depending on your perspective.

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By Jen Chung in on December 29, 2008 5:51 PM

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  • scanneremily

    That parsnip has nothing on this carrot.

  • NannyState

    Don't titillate the vegans like this. I'm tired of washing my produce off everytime I shop.

  • Gothamist_Cynic

    fucking prudes!

  • r1b2

    Jen, darling, isn't this lack of newsworthyness beneath you?

  • Jen Chung

    I may have had too much (leftover) eggnog!

  • FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

    it's not turning me on.

  • nohateparade

    there's a teeny parsnip on that parsnip.

  • Felix Hoenikker

    Really?

    Seriously?

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