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- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A robbery pattern in Midtown North in Manhattan, multiple lacerations on Driggs Ave in Brooklyn and shots fired on Fish Ave in the Bronx.
- Yikes: "Pakistani troops have been moved to the Indian border amid fears of an Indian ground incursion, two Pakistani military officials told CNN on Friday."
- Hey, State Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli says he's got $9 billion in unclaimed cash for New Yorkers. But NY1 points out, "However, about 60 percent of the accounts are valued at less than $100."
- A Bronx home's Christmas display includes "glittering lifelike versions of their saints as well: Rita Hayworth, Brigitte Bardot, Nicole Kidman, Audrey Hepburn, Vivian Leigh, Joan Collins and Elizabeth Taylor, all exquisitely dressed in gowns fit for the runway, designer handbags on their arms."
- The Upper West Side woman accused of a $20 million scam says she's suffering from "debilitating panic attacks" and mentions her children are ailling too, in hopes of moving the trial to NYC.
- Conde Nast might see a 30% decrease in first quarter 2009 ad sales, confirming Nick Denton's doomsday scenario for publishers.
- Another dolphin, part of the group of dolphins that have been in NJ's Navesink River, was found dead.
- A Queens community board voted against a proposed home for mentally ill homeless adults in Astoria.
- And folks have been practicing New Year's Eve kisses in Times Square; a kissing expert says, "I always tell guys to let the kiss build slowly, that crescendo really makes it that much more juicy and fun and pleasurable."




Hmmm? Dina Wein-Reis. I think I see a pattern forming here.
Another dolphin, part of the group of dolphins that have been in NJ's Navesink River, was found dead.
My harpooning is getting more and more accurate.
I work as an accounting consultant and a little over a year ago I worked for a company that was just going public and had to reconcile a backlog of (I kid you not) 3-5 THOUSAND uncashed paychecks.
Most were first or last weeks (when you're still in transition and haven't got that direct-deposit thingie figured out). there were easily a few thousand that had to be paid over to the state.
My point is: CHECK THAT LIST! Of course you don't remember you were owed that check, otherwise you would have tracked it down and cashed it.
And if you get a few hundred (thousand?) out of this advice, donate 1% to Mighty Mutts as my commission.
I'm all for clubbing baby seals and al--but harpooning dolphins is out of line. That is truly sick and disgusting. Next you'd be encouraging bonsai kittens. Shame on you, Peter.
Crescendo? What a maroon.