Early Addition

From the Gothamist Newsmap: An overturned vehicle on the Channel Bridge & Cross Bay in Queens, a bank robbery at Columbia & Lorraine Sts in Brooklyn and a road rage incident on the Cross Bronx Expressway in the Bronx.
It would cost over $20,000 to assemble the things mentioned in "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
After a year-long battle, a retired NYPD cop on Long Island will get his GETOSAMA license plates from the DMV.
A child psychologist was convicted of sexually abusing a 16-year-old patient in his Queens medical offices.
Holiday lights in Long Island City are helping the real estate business there. No word on what effect low interest rates have had.
Staten Island loves its Santa decorations.
A NJ water testing laboratory pleaded guilty to submitting falsified water reports to the NJ DEP " involving two community water systems and five private wells in order to meet state testing requirements."
A Christmas miracle? Lance Armstrong, testicular cancer survivor, is expecting a child with his girlfriend (who is not an Olsen, Sheryl Crow or Tory Burch) without artificial insemination.