#11 - I am alright, smoking some mistletoe and enjoying eggnog with Mrs. Claus! Nothing brings me more joy than riling on hipsters and their shenanigans! I thought gentrification has eradicated them completely from Billyburg a year ago!?

It's Williamsburg...doesn't take much to impress a chick to sleep with you.

You say it like that's a bad thing?

Dude69, calm down and drink some eggnog or smoke some Christmas tree. It's a story about someone (no one knows if it was a hipster or not) that hung a sprig of fake mistletoe above an entrance/exit to the subway. If that truly ruined Christmas for you, then I suggest you do what a lot of people do at this time of year and off yourself because you are past the point of a Scrooge-like soul-saving.

more hipster nonsense

It's not mistletoe. It's your standard subway fungus, sculpted over time by the plumes of urine vapors into that shape.

You're so optimistic. I think this sort of scenario seems much more realistic.

suck face = break face

Oh boy, another Christmas ruined by Billyburg hipsters! FUCK YOU, hipsters, FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Today, I found some hanging from two WALK/DONT WALK signs by the Astor Place cube. One of them I noticed had a sign pointing it out.

It's Williamsburg...doesn't take much to impress a chick to sleep with you.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Well at least its original thinking. The chick might be so impressed as to go to sleep with the pervert.

that is like pervert gold right there.

trenchcoat check. mistletoe check. now all he has to do is wait.