Despite eliciting "universal disgust," the new Burger King FLAME™ body spray has sold out at all Ricky's locations AND on the website! Marisol, an employee at the Ricky's on First Avenue between 64th and 65th Streets, says their original shipment of 24 sold out within a matter of days, and frustrated "FLAMERS" have been calling constantly to try and track down a bottle. Although same haters compared the product's scent to the aroma of "a Burger King burning down in a horrible grease fire," Marisol told us it sold out because it smelled "nice. And spicy. It kind of smelled like Axe body spray." Why must you taunt us, Marisol!?! Okay, nobody panic; Grub Street comforts frustrated FLAME™ consumers with news that it's being sold on eBay for $76 (and rising). Or just wait until January (if you can!), when Ricky's will be getting more FLAME™ in stock.




dang.
lol this is gayer than that dlist post.
Hell, I'll buy some and sell it for $79 on eBay.
You people should try MY new cologne:
Abu Ghraib for Men.
Now you can not only BE a War Criminal, you can smell like one too! Abu Ghraib for Men will enshroud you in the sweet delicate aroma of a mans testicles being slowly roasted by electrocution. You'll want to wear wires connected to your 'nads too once the delicious scent of human feces & urine draws the opposite sex towards you irresistably, like a person who's been waterboarded for 10 hours and is just DYING to confess.
Abu Ghraib for Men: it's a crime NOT to wear it!!!!
@ #4: Yep. This is a perfect story to get political on.
gross
"@ #4: Yep. This is a perfect story to get political on."
Oh I get it: you people like to torture, you just don't like to talk about it afterwards!
Gotcha!
I can't wait for McDonald's to release their new scent: "Fries for Guys" : Make Everyone In Your Office Jealous.
whats wrong with waterboarding?
how about the smelly farts scents from eating meat?
"whats wrong with waterboarding?"
Absolutely nothing! That's why I want to do it to you and your mom.
But specially your mom.
When is the microwaved McDonalds scent coming out?
Sold out at Ricky's?
Nuff said.
#4 smell my meat! You know you want to.
Save yourself $80 and just dip your balls in the deep fryer.
Why is this not labeled as a sponsor post? You MUST be getting paid to plug this...
Spray it on your whopper.
mmm... this would be a great compliment to my girlfriend who's hair smells like bacon...
you know, I never thought I'd say this, but I really should have bought more than two of these. I'd be up at least $150 on a $7 purchase. not too shabby ...
"#4 smell my meat! You know you want to."
Smell which? The one you're eating or the one up your azz?
@20 no the one your about to suck
Guys. Seriously. If you're getting paid to repeatedly write about BK, you should disclose.
I almost want to get some because J.D.S. has been so snarky about it.
Pull my Finger: Pull my one-eyed finger
Great posts, everyone! Really top notch!