Gothamist: Jolly 'Ol Saint Ticket

NannyState

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:45:08 -0500

Next time, get diplomatic plates, Santa.

WorksInDUMBO

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:55:10 -0500

double-parked in a goddamned SUV??? GIVE ME A BREAK. I don't care if it was GANDHI driving that vehicle, he should definitely get a ticket.

Wza

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:15:41 -0500

Santa should know better.

whitecastlerock

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:09:35 -0500

Marty Markowitz is a piece of shit

Steven

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:48:10 -0500

The city needs money in these tough economic times.

so says i

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:41:47 -0500

Didn't this already happen in Home Alone? "What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

so says i

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:41:02 -0500

Didn't this already happen in Home Alone? "What's next? Rabbies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

ides_of_march

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:33:29 -0500

Better 1 parking ticket for a vehicle than 12 tickets for not picking up the poop from a dozen reindeer. Santa is lucky that Paterson didn't tax elves.

handsomedevil

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:31:26 -0500

Fuck that shit. I want Santa to bring me navigable streets that are not clogged by lazy and selfish double-parkers.

MrManhattan

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:30:43 -0500

So if I'm wearing a Santa Suit and get caught smoking a joint in Brooklyn, I should tell the cop Marty says its OK?

woodendesigner

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:28:21 -0500

I gotta agree with that. Otherwise you would have a bunch of idiots driving around in Santa suits.

fishfryin

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:26:48 -0500

give me a break. this guy is no different than anyone else going to their job. he should have showed up earlier to get parking.