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Eek: Nassau County police say they found 44-year-old Joan Tuckruskye in the back seat of an SUV with a 13-year-old boy. The VP of the Baldwin Middle School PTA and boy were in the "parked, running vehicle" behind the school, according to Newsday. The police said officers approached the car and "tapped on a rear window." In spite of a foggy window, Det. Lt. Kevin Smith said the officers also "noticed both of the individuals were not clothed from the waist down." The boy first claimed he was 18, but then said he was 15; it was at the hospital where cops found out he was 13. Tuckruskye was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and may face more serious charges "if police determine a sexual act took place." The Baldwin school system issued a statement, "The district is working to maintain a normal and calm school environment for all students while police investigate," but parents were shocked.
Long Island PTA Mom Caught with 13-Year-Old Boy
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It's the same media that NEVER mentioned Muslims' hatred of Israel as a possible motive for 9/11.
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milf
That's more like it. That last case where the teacher-type woman was actually youngish and attractive HAD to be an outlier.
Shudder.... at least do it with a MILF.
more like tilf
but in this case, er, not so much
For real - who is the guy in the picture up there with the post?
She could have at least found someone a bit older. Screwing a 13 year old is digesting whether its male or female.
more like a MIRF.
a"mom I'd run from"
Dog the Bounty Hunter??
NWATFP
Not With a Ten Foot Pole.
I hope her breath reeked of cigarettes and stale coffee. Mmm, the allure of the worn-out older woman.
As we used to say,
"I wouldn't fuck her with your penis and him pushing!"
The Newsday headline reads Cops: PTA mom probe 'not over'
Why are they still allowing her to be probed??
Hey [5]: Its Nick Nolte
MIWFWMWED
Mom I Wouldn't F*ck With My Worst Enemy's D!ck.
filthy...
ryan o'neal just can't stay out of jail.
Somebody pass her some milkbones!!!
"it was at the hospital where cops found out he was 13."
What did they do, cut him open and count the rings?
^ No, DNA: I hear she titted all over his face.
(sorry about that visual)
Wow..boy must've been desperate for some...blech!
Wait- the only problem is that she's not hot???
She has to really be a dude. No way would anyone over 13 be fooled by that wig.
Gross! She looks like the singer from Def Leopard.
How did the hospital find out he was 13? By counting his rings?
I'd eat her.
Mother
I'd
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"How did the hospital find out he was 13? By counting his rings?"
Wow, comments on this post are in reruns already?
I'm guessing the cops found out he was 13 by... asking him again. And eventually getting the truth.
mmm, slightly post-pubescent boys are irresistible!
Christ, Winger. What were you thinking?