Time Warner's Finest Pose for Calendar

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Photos by T. Brolin.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's the hunky Time Warner cable guy of your dreams! You know, the one that doesn't exist. The company has released a calendar for the new year, and the Daily News has revealed each month's photos (which include the men, and some women, of TWC). NYMag declares that it will make all of your Time Warner Cable guy fantasies come true (except "the ones where you murder the dude for telling you to be home from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. when he actually shows up at 3 p.m.").

One female TWC employee told the paper: "We have the best-looking cable guys in the business." But it's a little surprising Optimum Online didn't come up with this one first. Next up: Con Ed?

Calendars are being given to staff, and can be requested by customers on their website. Check out all the months here.

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THOSE dudes are Time Warner's finest? Sheesh. Slim pickings.

Meine dispatcher says there is something wrong mit deine kable?

"We have the best-looking cable guys in the business."

Is that like having the tallest midgets?

Desaturate + high pass (and judicious usage of dodge 'n burn) = win!

Not.

Last cable guy I saw looked more like Ernest Borgnine.

If a cable guy shows up at your door with an open shirt and bare-chested, I'd recommend calling the cops immediately.

@2: You can imagine where it goes from there.

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Logjammin': One of Karl Hungus' finest works.

what about hot cable chicks??

Now I know what to get mother for XMas. Thanks, Time Warner and Gothamist.

That pirate picture is awesome!

The TIme Warner dude who showed up was high as a kite. Probably despondent he didn't make the cut....

It's like this really incredible ad for Comcast.

Each of these men absolutely make my skin crawl.

Guy in the lower left is cliiping the phone wire so you can't call 911 when he tries to kill you. Just look at that expression....

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