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Time Warner's Finest Pose for Calendar

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Photos by T. Brolin.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's the hunky Time Warner cable guy of your dreams! You know, the one that doesn't exist. The company has released a calendar for the new year, and the Daily News has revealed each month's photos (which include the men, and some women, of TWC). NYMag declares that it will make all of your Time Warner Cable guy fantasies come true (except "the ones where you murder the dude for telling you to be home from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. when he actually shows up at 3 p.m.").

One female TWC employee told the paper: "We have the best-looking cable guys in the business." But it's a little surprising Optimum Online didn't come up with this one first. Next up: Con Ed?

Calendars are being given to staff, and can be requested by customers on their website. Check out all the months here.

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By Jen Carlson in on December 15, 2008 2:18 PM

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  • Clarice City

    Guy in the lower left is cliiping the phone wire so you can't call 911 when he tries to kill you. Just look at that expression....

  • Clarice City

    Each of these men absolutely make my skin crawl.

  • NannyState

    It's like this really incredible ad for Comcast.

  • whitecastlerock

    The TIme Warner dude who showed up was high as a kite. Probably despondent he didn't make the cut....

  • KiljoyWasHere

    That pirate picture is awesome!

  • jackdonaghy

    Now I know what to get mother for XMas. Thanks, Time Warner and Gothamist.

  • John Del Signore

    He fixes the cable?

  • Alex

    what about hot cable chicks??

  • sj

    Logjammin': One of Karl Hungus' finest works.

  • @2: You can imagine where it goes from there.

  • ides_of_march

    If a cable guy shows up at your door with an open shirt and bare-chested, I'd recommend calling the cops immediately.

  • ides_of_march

    Last cable guy I saw looked more like Ernest Borgnine.

  • The Edge

    Desaturate + high pass (and judicious usage of dodge 'n burn) = win!



    Not.

  • fishfryin

    lol jds

  • Rocknrope

    "We have the best-looking cable guys in the business."



    Is that like having the tallest midgets?

  • John Del Signore

    Meine dispatcher says there is something wrong mit deine kable?

  • breaknight

    THOSE dudes are Time Warner's finest? Sheesh. Slim pickings.

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