Gothamist: Smell Like Burger King With New Body Spray: "FLAME"

chomposaurus

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:28:57 -0500

I posted a review of Flame here: (that's right... I actually tried it) http://chomposaurus.wordpress.com/2008/12/19/burger-king-flame-ladies-luv-it-when-you-smell-like-beef/

NannyState

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:43:13 -0500

Which only proves that nothing good ever came in a greasy bag.

Barbj8

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:29:59 -0500

Great gift for all your parsimonious vegan friends!

tingo

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:36:37 -0500

smells like the G train

Pull My Finger

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:00:13 -0500

But wheres the beef?

zodak

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:24:01 -0500

once this is released there won't be any whopper virgins left on earth.

Dirk

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:22:55 -0500

Whoever's in charge of BK's ad campaign is taking a lot of mushrooms....

KiljoyWasHere

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:18:04 -0500

Want!

JenChungsBra

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:57:28 -0500

Whatever happened to nice application of talcum powder? A little down there between my thigh and sack keeps me smelling nice all day.

lagomorph

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:44:48 -0500

#1 Its probably the same chemical they put in the food to give it the appeal that an overly processed piece of mystery meat could never hope to achieve. So go ahead and apply it to the Great Divide, it can't be any more toxic than eating one of their burgers.

JMH

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:43:34 -0500

Ides of March is right; this is a pretty excellent gag gift.

whantmoore

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:30:49 -0500

And I was going to get a job at BK so I can smell like burgers man I am lucky. I can wait for Rickys gives this crap away since no one will buy it

HowBoutDemCowboys

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:02:43 -0500

#1, that's happened to me before and it's not only weird to smell perfume there, it also tastes awful.

JenChungsBra

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:42:07 -0500

I know I can hardly keep the chicks away after a a good lunch hour spent downing Whopper Jrs. (no mayo).

ides_of_march

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:06:51 -0500

A true gag gift.

ides_of_march

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:54:35 -0500

If you don't have a whopper at least now you can smell like one. Perfect for seducing hungry bag ladies too.

r1b2

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:49:29 -0500

Before I get into bed with my wife in the evening, I rub myself with cold cuts. And when it really matters, I insist on Boars Head brand.

TK

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:47:35 -0500

who wants extra cheese?

melp

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:43:43 -0500

Comes with a warning label: Avoid canines.

cool

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:41:31 -0500

this has to be a paid ad

Bouncing Soul

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:31:16 -0500

I prefer my men to smell like White Castle. It's what I crave.

Rocknrope

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:29:28 -0500

A friend of mine hooked up with this chick, and she actually sprayed perfume on her cooch before getting down with him. Perhaps this is a better option.